Short Rodney Poems

Get ready for the beatdown the one that will kick you out of town. Rodney Mack the 
clown will be beat down and in a ditch he will be found as still as a rotten switch. 
You'll call Nikki not that stupid witch you with!...

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Methinks people are taking themselves way too serious
Lighten up people, it's getting to be quite supercilious
“Can we all just get along”
An old Rodney King song
Passed away today, remembered when LA became nefarious...

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(in Memory of Rodney "CRASH" Edwards)

After I had grown of him very
fond
How could FATE come and
break that bond
Leaving Me with Nothing to
which I could hold on
Except, the MEMORIES, of
how he passed My lawn
If only I could bring it ALL
back, with My magic wand
Knowing I can't because
HE Is Gone...

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Charlie, the platypus,
Had a big yellow bus.
Charlie, the platypus, did.

Mary, the elephant,
Was quite elegant.
Mary, the elephant, was.

Sidney, the parakeet,
Could sing so very sweet.
Sidney, the parakeet, could.

Rodney, the kangaroo,
Counts all the way to two.
Rodney, the kangaroo, does....

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Del Boy Trotter
Money making plotter
Sells dodgy bent gear and smokes a cigar
Drives a yellow three wheeler T.I.T company car.

Rodney Trotter
Del's little brother, sidekick and cop spotter
A dipstick, a wally, a plonker or Dave
With two GCSEs he feels like an under-paid slave.


(Trotters Indepenent Traders) (T.I.T)


Only Fools and Horses

Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest

Sponser Joseph May

Written 21.10.21...

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Who is that? His sister asked, staring at his art.
It’s me! Rodney Rooter said. Don’t be so smart!
But you don’t look that dapper, that handsome, that thin!
With a sister like this, it’s a wonder what a shape he was in!

Rodney had been pleased with his self portrait, proud.
Now his sister’s voice had commanded a large gathering crowd.
That pig is adorable! Uncle Hawg said. Who is he then?
Rodney Rooter sucked in his tummy, trying to look thin....

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Have you met Rodney yet?
Was it a dog? Was he her pet?
He’s made partly of gears and stuff
Smokes and also uses tobacco snuff.

Rodney Rodent is steampunk through and through
He gives me shivers said my cousin Sue
I finally met him, a formidable man.
Made partly of tin and a copper can.

He is not that scary I told her, he’s kind.
Still terrified, she has a doubting mind,
Rodney spoke and she fainted away.
I shrugged my shoulders, nothing to say....

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