Short Righty Poems

righty tighty 
lefty loosey
grip on gonads
gripe on choosie


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broker, poker;
righty, tighty;
washer, dryer;
dirty, duty;
filthy, lecher

10/26/18

written words by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Left brain to right brain, 
“Are you there?” 
“Aye, aye, right here, Lefty.” 
“What’s going on over there?” 
“Nothing much, you?” 
“Me, j u s t  e v e r y t h i n g, sooo really, ‘nothing much?’” 
“Well, maybe something.” 
“Oh yeah, what? 
                          Well, what?” 

“I control what’s right, the left!” 
“Whatever, I control what’s left, that’s right, the rights!...

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God is all-righty.
She keeps you wet
in a dry nightie.
She fills your shorts
with hope.

She alone don’t .
She don’t have agendas
quit whining;
enough with the complaints.

God is all-righty
and even when you blame Her
She loves your crap
as if it were Her own.

You-all need to pray like this:

Good God All-righty
thou art in me like Aphrodite.
You are a star bursting out of me.
Twinkle on good Mom,
twinkle on....

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Positive plus, Negative minus
on chanted my science teacher 
Positive runs, Negative hops 
they never met each other;
Positive North, Negative South
poles of magnets, Mother Earth
positive charge, Negative swells 
'lectricity comes to be!

Positive you, Negative me
our differences make us unique
Positive here, Negative there
balancing earth's mighty scales;
For every this, a that exists 
and righty too I dare to say 
for if we lacked all opposites
what a place our world'd be!...

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