Short Retard Poems
Short Retard Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Retard by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Retard by length and keyword.
By Trump Again Are Scarred
we did have it hard
by Trump again are scarred
he is a retard
Jim Horn
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Categories:
retard, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
"You're a lot smarter than you look," read the face of my greeting card,
"but then again," the inside stated, "you look like a retard."
Categories:
retard, self, slam,
Form:
Rhyme
we retard our regard and hope heavens not this hard.thats not it russia,its more
like mother love and feel good stuff,use to nuff and coold a gruff.we love and
miss you russia.
Categories:
retard, funny, love,
Form:
ABC
Better than being a Trump retard
Who from my list has been barred
Body and face are too badly scared.
Ran out of time. Will finish later.
Jim Horn
You can for me if you want to.
Categories:
retard, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Discard A Retard
Problems were difficult and became hard;
We even have President who is a retard;
Idiot that bloomed;
We were doomed;
Must do away with him and then discard.
Jim Horn
Categories:
retard, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Trump Retard with Total Disregard
Trump often heard is really a retard;
To anything at all has total disregard;
Never consistant,
And persistant;
By orange hair head is badly scarred.
Jim Horn
Categories:
retard, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Feel like an annoyance every damn day
Now old and crotchety, a teener should've stayed
Young, brash and chipper
Was this sweet wee nipper
Now a stumbling old retard needing constant aid
Categories:
retard, age,
Form:
Limerick
Feel like an annoyance every damn day
Now old and useless, a toddler I should've stayed
Young, brash and chipper
Was this sweet wee nipper
Now a stumbling old retard needing constant aid
Categories:
retard, age,
Form:
Limerick
Feel like an annoyance every damn day
Now old and useless, a teener should've stayed
Young, brash and chipper
Was a sweet wee nipper
Now a stumbling old retard needing constant aid
LOL
Categories:
retard, childhood,
Form:
Limerick
Spotting a blind man on a nudist beach isn't "hard"
Quite easy in fact, his lower region will tell you in that regard
If the sign is amiss
Be sure of this
Either he's a woman hater or a total absolute retard
Categories:
retard, sad,
Form:
Limerick
So it’s been a week
Or so to speak
That I’m without the hard
That stuff in my life
Is now barred
Still drink a nip
Cuz I’m a retard
Should just slow down
Then give it up
Change my number
Change my town
Learning to live
Sober now
Categories:
retard, absence, abuse, adventure, america, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
they say they love me,and they wanna care,i just dont find that anywhere.to tear a
form i needed for school,must have been my mule that kicked so
hard,scarred,retard,simple yarded.feel gaurded now that i dont do?must have
been my you.
Categories:
retard, art,
Form:
Haiku
The Minecraft world is vast and hard
My lone puppy acts like a retard
Finally I earn
For what I yearn;
Mushroom Stew
A creeper blows up
Just my luck
What I need
What makes my eyes bead;
Mushroom Stew
Caving I go
In my inventory I stow
A full jar
Of what will make me go far;
Mushroom Stew
Everyday day I brew
To keep my life starting anew
I will keep eating it,
My precious Mushroom Stew
Categories:
retard, food, games,
Form:
Rhyme
At eight, she could not wait to go to sleep.
Imagination land was where she wanted to live.
Things changed rapidly, but all toward the good.
People were kind to each other.
Hugs and kisses were allowed.
Your parents did not make fun of you for crying.
No one called you stupid, idiot or retard.
She could not wait to get to her bed.
Dreaming was the highlight of her day and her night.
Categories:
retard, abuse, child,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Lockdown has forced us to stay home for long
I cannot play golf but can eat and sleep
Social distancing wants us not to throng
No one understands that my pain is deep
Need to practice my swings for their upkeep
No play may retard muscle memory
Making me lose golfing trajectory
Coronavirus, why you give such pain!
Golfing time wasted on cleaning bag accessory
Checking your spread though is a vital gain.
15.4.2020
Categories:
retard, games, golf,
Form:
Dizain
Big n hard
well babe its been big n hard,
the dumb retard?
wants planting in pleasures planting pot,
or bring some stole viagra,
just in case its not:)
get a keeper maybe should,
enhance his mood, stiff as wood,
the blood flow enterprising,
could be bloody mystifying,
as any phallus should,
yet babe im shagged, deflated bags,
me ball bags teste-fying,
get back you baitch,
can’t have an inch,
bo-didly aint supplying…
Don Johnson
Categories:
retard, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
beauty matters more
as love falters sore
dip to delve
for loves core
hidden,barren
to whats not
and whats for
attractions fatal flaw
is love
and whenever it is bore
it's conceived in more pain
than joy is received
or the benefits are ever increased
for it jets to a stand still
worse yet,retard
love is blind
no wonder it can never find
true happiness
for it's in sight
but bitterly
the eyes strength
is groping ,or feeling
Categories:
retard, loss,
Form:
Blank verse
Push-Pull leaders
demand your gripe
at either end of their
hangman's rope
Your willing hoist
of their own petard,
the Devil's foist
of his own retard.
"retard" in this sense="delay," as in delaying tactics.
1John 5:19.
Luke 4:5-8.
John 17:14-16.
Daniel 2:44,45.
"For tis the sport to have the enginer
Hoist with his own petar, and't shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines
And blow them to the moon"
Hamlet.
Categories:
retard, conflict, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
This is my printed cup
This is my drink of choice
This is my fast car
This is my exquisite food
This is my two level condo
This is my fancy restaurant
This is my body inked
This is my brain held
This is my friend jack
This is my prozac
This is my credit card
This is how i'm not a retard
This is my superhero
This is my reality show.
This is my lack of identity
This is my lost destiny
Is it the same ?, cause you will leave barefoot as you came..
Categories:
retard, addiction, culture, inspiration, irony, life, society, truth,
Form:
Lyric