Short Pringle Poems

mirrors are fun.
they show me,
me.
and their easy to break.



ps. see now its poetry.
pps. this is for you mark pringle...

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Ouch ouch ouch bellers old Claus
Toes now crushed by reindeer paws
He dropped his pringle
Poor old Kris Kringle
Rowdy Rudolph was the cause.

December 6, 2020
Christmas Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Alexis Y....

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~ Class Notes ~

Bills don't jingle
  Coins aren't single
Hermits don't mingle
  Diets don't Pringle

Fingers can't fingle
  Though pingers oft pingle
Wingers wings' wingle
  When Bilinguals lingual

No, dirt floors haven't shingles
  Nor mountaintops dingles
But the snow still tingles
  The beard of Chris Cringle



 ~ Transcribed into Readable 
      Form by A. Stew Dent...

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Advertising has us in it's wrappers
here's the bad stuff ~ here the clappers,
it seems the product needs the jabbers
like a potato chip ~ the grabber!

but for the quaintness of the blabbers
I could not focus ~ or react thus
now here's a cute phrase ~ DIPPLE DABBERS
they're not like "p r i n g l e s" ~

They're just "ADAPTERS"!



Note ~  Hi Mark Pringle (our poetic benefactor) Had to say something that could
separate the wimps from the "snappers!"...

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