Short Pres Poems
Short Pres Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pres by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pres by length and keyword.
George
Pres George Bush Junior
Or tyrant King George II?
What's the difference?...
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Categories:
pres, anger, corruption, death, nonsense, war, wisdom,
Form:
Haiku
Dullard President
Dullard President
Pres. George W. Bush
Served in the National Guard on his tush.
Chosen Presidential puppet by Chaney
Because he was not so brainy....
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Categories:
pres, celebrity, political,
Form:
Clerihew
Exit Plan In Their Sand
Jill Biden goes to see Afghanistan
But she forgets to take her exit plan
No problem, she says
My husband's the Pres
Taliban draws her a line in their sand...
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Categories:
pres, irony, judgement, leadership,
Form:
Limerick
Squeeze Play
First female Pres faced one awful hurdle
Intimidated, her brave lips curdled
She twisted and she squirmed
Met resistance too firm
No way she could slip into that girdle...
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Categories:
pres, america, leadership, silly, woman,
Form:
Limerick
The Firm Filipino Leader
Happy birthday, dear President,
The firm Filipino leader
Lets his order be consistent
Despite the world's stormy weather.
Topic: Birthday of Pres. Rodrigo R. Duterte (March 28)...
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Categories:
pres, birthday,
Form:
Quatrain
AB Ominable
Our ex-Pres is now laying it all bare
At Joe Biden, he wants to spit and swear
Pot’s calling the kettle black
Barack, take another tack
You look like hell yourself with that gray hair
...
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Categories:
pres, hair, health, humor, leadership,
Form:
Limerick
Empowered
When a bully spots a coward
He's pumped up, empowered
A fearful leader behind 'moral high ground' cowers
His defense, roadkill for the bully ~ more land to devour
~ C'mon, Pres. JB! Fear strikes out
in the Fight for Freedom ~...
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Categories:
pres, abuse, bullying, fear,
Form:
Monorhyme
To Run For Pres of Usa
To run for President here you have to be old
You have to have wrinkles and smell like sour mold
You have to have brown age spots dotting your hands.
and pretend to care about competing high school bands.
It is best if you have white hair, no other color will do.
Our politicians are between ninety-nine and a hundred and two.
If you have dementia and cannot remember your name.
We are likely to vote you in repeatedly without taking any blame....
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Categories:
pres, political, usa,
Form:
Rhyme
Advice, Consent, and Dissent
During the campaign of 1860
a young girl wrote Abe Lincoln a letter
She told him he looked too boyish
to be Pres. With a beard, he'd do better
Lincoln gave it some thought and declared
She's right! I'm grateful someone cared...
Eight score years later, a brave soul told Mr. Trump
If he'd just wear a mask, his support would increase
But Mr. Trump didn't listen; he's no Abraham Lincoln
You know what happened: In the end he got fleeced...
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Categories:
pres, america, history, leadership,
Form:
Rhyme