Stop Laughing At Me

(This is a fictional poem) People laugh because I drink from a baby bottle. When it comes to my mother, I'm being coddeled. I'm going to share a secret with you that I've never told. I've never eaten solid foods and I'm thirty-six years old. This isn't one bit funny but everybody keeps laughing at me. I've never been potty trained and I wet my pants when I pee. Stop laughing at me, I want to be treated with respect. You think it's very funny just because my pants are wet.