Short Pooh Poems
Short Pooh Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pooh by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pooh by length and keyword.
There is some dog doo on my shoe
Gritty, grassy, smelly too.
You call it feces.
I call it pooh.
It is a lovely midnight blue.
I gave my son a small pooh bear,
He got frightened oh my dear.
Now he is lying in the corner,
my kid put a blanket to keep him warmer
Donald Trump was counting his toes
(Which never once smelled like a rose)
The Devil appeared
And just as he feared
Nothing grew as fast as Trump's nose!
Winnie the Pooh
Always would stew
About getting honey
To put in his tummy.
Piglet,
His tail a small ringlet
Was a godsend
To his anxious bear friend.
9/10/21
Almost finished this 40 page magazine
Some days I feel like a freaking machine
But enjoy it I do
Keeps me outta pooh
I just walk the streets in this heavenly scene
Often Piglet and Winnie the Pooh
head out to the zoo
a slight detour and they come up to a beehive
for sweet honey it sure is worth a dip and a dive
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Winnie-the-Pooh, from Hundred Acre Wood,
Love living there, carefree, doing a lot of good,
But his pastime favorite was eating and being funny,
Sitting and slurping globs and globs of delicious honey.
“Pooh”
Winnie’s squeezed sigh was rather prehensile
butt Oh bother! was the scoop by Walter Winchell
bears do do do in the woods
but the buzz to bee understood
is it’s trees that make number two pencils
I arrive at work, need the loo
Bowl’s splattered with gloopy brown poo
Can’t folk use the brush
Just after they flush
It’s something that I’d always do!
*happened at work this morning
01/13/22
I once wrote a poem about pooh
Pooh’s a normal thing we ALL do
I'm now constipated
For I got berated
Guess what - now I'm stuck on the loo!
N.B I will NOT take criticism of my work sitting down!
lol
5th June 2015
A bear and a hare
making pooh, bear says, "does pooh
stick to you?" hare says,
"It does not stick to me." So
the bear grabs the hare~~and wipes.
Date: 06/06/2019
Winnie-the-Pooh
Loved his life and just knew
Hope and faith were the answer
As real love was the best dancer
Piglet
Who seemed to blush like a giglet
Followed good old Pooh around
Helped him up when he was down
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August 28, 2021
My bestie is missed a lot
But he's always in my heart
Never forgetting memories
And everything he means to me
I'm sending happy birthday wishes
Loaded with lots of hugs and kisses
Up to heaven straight to you
Happy birthday sweet kind pooh
I hope your special day is grand
With a big heavenly band
Serenading you with love
In your new home up above
She Dog was not thrilled when the interloper appeared.
Whoo Pooh was a cute little thing and not all dog-eared.
Master was yelling, “Whoo Pooh this and Whoo Pooh that!”
Whoo Pooh was bouncy, exuberant, wiggly and rather fat.
Whoo Pooh followed She Dog all over the house
He acted like she was her hero; she felt like a louse.
One day Whoo Pooh called She Dog “mama” one day.
From there on in, they were besties, I have to say!
Yesterday my day was bad, in fact it was really crappy
Found seagull poop on my car- why can’t they wear a nappy
I also have an issue with a local dog
Went out for a walk and stepped on a dog’ log’
I suppose I should be grateful an elephant can’t fly
Just think if it’s poop hit you in the eye
I am fed up of clearing up animal poop
I had to share my thoughts with you on poetry soup
17th March 2015
I googled and really did find dog nappies!
Leftovers from a child's dream
where Christopher Robin and his crew
imagined a world of Tigger and Pooh,
when innocents thrived and saw only good
gentle, soft gestures within the wood
where time along still and quiet stood.
Bring back those days of wonderment
when my children could pursue their dreams
and life itself could laugh and sing,
no AI, no Tik Tok challenges
just pure imagination and carefree dalliances
let me be a child once more.