Short Pooh Poems
Short Pooh Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pooh by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pooh by length and keyword.
Pooh
Share a smile
with friends while near
a pile of pooh....
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Categories:
pooh, friendship, funny
Form:
Than-Bauk
Forgot To Flush Footle
Huge pooh
In loo
7th July 2015...
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Categories:
pooh, humorous,
Form:
Footle
Nostalgia Hiku
the pooh sticks stream
in memory's embrace-
still flows...
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Categories:
pooh, memory,
Form:
Haiku
Crystalline 57 Nostalgia
The stream where pooh sticks once were raced
now flows into memory's embrace...
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Categories:
pooh, nostalgia,
Form:
Crystalline
Pooh Dunny It - a Bowel Shatt-Ering Senryu
loo paper and turd
remain in the toilet bowl ~
who forgot to flush?...
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Categories:
pooh, humorous,
Form:
Senryu
The Downside of Life as a Bear
Smell this, Pooh-Bear
I can't, Piglet
Why not, Pooh
My nostrils are in the shop...
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Categories:
pooh, animal, humor, senses,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Paraphrasing Winnie the Pooh
"If the day ever comes when we can't be together,
keep me in your heart. I'll stay there Forever."
- Winnie the Pooh...
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Categories:
pooh, dedication,
Form:
Rhyme
A Lovely Midnight Blue
There is some dog doo on my shoe
Gritty, grassy, smelly too.
You call it feces.
I call it pooh.
It is a lovely midnight blue....
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Categories:
pooh, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Limerick
Pooh Bear
I gave my son a small pooh bear,
He got frightened oh my dear.
Now he is lying in the corner,
my kid put a blanket to keep him warmer...
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Categories:
pooh, animal, baby, child, childhood,
Form:
Clerihew
Clerihew Radlund
Christoher Radlund an anglophile
loved 'Winnie the Pooh' for a while
Pantngs with a melancholic emphasis
collaborated upon their ekphrasis...
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Categories:
pooh, art, people,
Form:
Clerihew
Weighty Issues
OVERWEIGHT HUSBAND:
Chubby
Hubby
FLABBY STOMACH:
Jelly
Belly
A WELL PADDED BOTTOM:
Cushy
Tushy
WINNIE THE POOH ON A DIET:
Skinny
Winnie...
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Categories:
pooh, funny,
Form:
Footle
You and Me
I laugh at your joke that wasn't funny
Reminds me of pooh the bear with honey
Smirking at me
Making me free
You make my days so very sunny...
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Categories:
pooh, cheer up, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Does a Bear Go In the Woods
I once saw a bear on the prowl
Who, one night encountered an owl
The owl said "Who"
The Bear answered "Pooh"
I knew something smelled a bit fowl...
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Categories:
pooh, 3rd grade,
Form:
Limerick
Superficial Love
She pooh-poohed his smallish gift.
He looked glum and she looked miffed.
No diamond in sight,
She did not delight.
Her love for him was set adrift....
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Categories:
pooh, cute, funny, giggle, humor, love hurts, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Poo-Bah Pooh-Pooh
Donald Trump was counting his toes
(Which never once smelled like a rose)
The Devil appeared
And just as he feared
Nothing grew as fast as Trump's nose!...
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Categories:
pooh, political,
Form:
Limerick
The Picnic
Stood by the river throws a pooh stick
suddenly, I hear “nanny come quick.”
The water went splash
a dog a mad dash
crossing the river to nab our picnic!...
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Categories:
pooh, dog, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Stripe of a Different Color
there once was a skunk named Pepé Le Pew
when he came near, well, everyone knew
Penelope, his chérie
to her, he was smelly
odorous advances met pooh pooh!...
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Categories:
pooh, animal, emotions, funny, humorous, sad love, senses,
Form:
Limerick
Halloween Stink
On Halloween, Tim wanted to scare;
although much to his neighbors' despair;
he dressed as a poo;
went up and said, "Boo!"
No one told him that Pooh was a bear!...
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Categories:
pooh, halloween,
Form:
Limerick
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet
Winnie the Pooh
Always would stew
About getting honey
To put in his tummy.
Piglet,
His tail a small ringlet
Was a godsend
To his anxious bear friend.
9/10/21...
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Categories:
pooh, character, friendship,
Form:
Clerihew
When Chewing Gum Just Isn'T Fun
There's chewing gum stuck to my shoe
It's acting like tough super glue
I cuss and I scoff
As I scrape it off
I’m lucky it wasn’t dog pooh!
2/26/18...
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Categories:
pooh, anger, candy, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Daiper Footles
Dad thinks
Kid stinks
Gets up
Sniffs butt ….
Oh phew!
Big pooh
Crappy
Nappy
Change me
Quickly
Clean flesh
Smells fresh
15th September 2014...
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Categories:
pooh, baby, humorous,
Form:
Footle
Keeps Me Outta Pooh
Almost finished this 40 page magazine
Some days I feel like a freaking machine
But enjoy it I do
Keeps me outta pooh
I just walk the streets in this heavenly scene...
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Categories:
pooh, happy,
Form:
Limerick
Lip Service
There once was a lass named Bikini Rose
Curvy-swervy from her lips to her toes
The lads ah-ed and oohed
Which Rose just pooh-poohed
Due to those hairs coming out of her nose...
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Categories:
pooh, beautiful, body, silly,
Form:
Limerick
The Ban's Their Plan
They've banned Mark Twain
J.D. Salinger too
Faulkner, Shakespeare
Next up, Winnie the Pooh
And because amorality's
their ultimate end
They'll ban the Bible
then the Koran...
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Categories:
pooh, books, farewell, literature, loss,
Form:
Rhyme
A Wise Old Owl
You can never fool this mangy old dude
A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh
Can recite the alphabet
Backwards no sweat
While standing in line at MacDonald's quite nude...
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Categories:
pooh, wisdom,
Form:
Limerick