Short Pensioner Poems
Short Pensioner Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pensioner by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pensioner by length and keyword.
Halloween Parade
Teenage girls to the age of 18
Are renown as juicy and lean
Then Old Father Time
Commits an hate crime
Making them fat, wrinkled, and mean!...
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Categories:
pensioner, change, halloween, journey, old, teenage, time, women,
Form:
Limerick
Pinch An Ear
O help me! I've fallen
And I can't get it up!
I'm stuck here acrawlin'
Up a Double-D cup
Now don't let us dicker
I am over the hill
Just be a mite quicker
Slipping me that blue pill!...
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Categories:
pensioner, autumn, endurance, funny love, grandfather, lust, natural
Form:
Rhyme
Jennifer Aniston
If the truth be told, I'm in love with Jennifer
Aniston that is, not some mangy old pensioner
Kind of a dream
Don't have much steam
But I'd give it a go, sure love to wrestle her...
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Categories:
pensioner, love,
Form:
Limerick
Jennifer Aniston
If the truth be told, I'm in love with Jennifer
Aniston that is, not some mangy old pensioner
Kind of a dream
Don't have much steam
But I'd give it a go, sure love to wrestle her...
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Categories:
pensioner, angel,
Form:
Limerick
Dangers of Pensioner Dating
A seventy year old couple on a romantic date,
Were at a bistro eating seafood crepe,
Feeling so good, a kiss they sought,
Locking mouths their false teeth got caught,
And both sets fell onto the plate....
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Categories:
pensioner, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Morning Has Broken
Morning conversation
I get up first in the morning
Coming back to bed my wife ask
Did you?
“No, I need coffee first”
My wife gets up coming back
I ask “Did you?”
“No”
We are talking about evacuations
A perk when it is regular,
And you’re a pensioner....
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Categories:
pensioner, humor,
Form:
Bio
Different Realities
The pregnant dream vs the naked existence.
The healthy belligerent vs sanguine invalid.
The buoyant child vs the cavillous pensioner.
The all-giving African vs the all-recieving European.
The befriended neighbour vs the ostracized man.
The kaleidoscopic optimist vs bleak pessimist.
The raw truth vs the falsified lie.
The low-key good Samaritan vs the ostentatious donator.
The good vs the bad....
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Categories:
pensioner, inspirational, introspection, on writing and words, philosophy,
Form:
I do not know?
Giver of Life
GIVER OF LIFE
Her damp books in boxes,
Lovingly dried and pressed
At home on new shelves
Survivor sparrow
One-legged from cat attack,
Nurtured in a shoe box with crumbs.
Pensioner hamster
Superfluous to school pet-needs,
Straw-warmed in the garage.
Kids from beer-bottle bedrooms
On the periphery of love,
Made central again.
A homeless home where misfits fit.
Where she laughs lightly,
New life is breathed....
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Categories:
pensioner, home, home,
Form:
Free verse
You're Never Too Old
You’re never too old to learn something new,
You’re never too old to explore,
You’re never too old to have hopes and dreams,
You’re never too old to want more,
You’re never too old to make a difference,
You’re never too old to aim higher,
You’re never too old to change the world,
You’re never too old to inspire,
You’re never too old to share your thoughts,
You’re never too old to give,
But mostly, people must realise …
You’re never too old to live....
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Categories:
pensioner, age, appreciation, inspiration, inspirational, inspirational love, life,
Form:
Rhyme
The Visitors
Oh so nice to see you at this hour
Going bed? No, a dressing gown
is my evening attire.
what's mine is yours to share
Of course it's not too much.
How much was your taxi fare?
I may be a pensioner little money to spend
But what's a missed month’s rent
to help a friend?
I won't be offended if you have to leave
I'm sure you have other friends
that you must see
They will be delighted to see you at this hour
Even if they are dressed
in their evening attire
...
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Categories:
pensioner, funny, satire,
Form:
Rhyme