Short Pence Poems
Short Pence Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pence by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pence by length and keyword.
Survivor
Mr. Mike Pence
has the good sense
to stay out of harm's way
~ to live another day...
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Categories:
pence, future, smart,
Form:
Clerihew
Pence Only Worth Two Pence
Intense Suspense of Pence
we had much suspense
proliferated from Pence
only worth two pence...
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Categories:
pence, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Pensive
Far be it from me
to take my eye off the ball
But where's Mike Pence been
during this post-election brawl...
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Categories:
pence, leadership, political,
Form:
Rhyme
The White House Merry-Go-Round
Vice President Pence is a prop
That our President wants to swap
Because he's too scared
To lead unprepared
The Coronavirus Block Flop...
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Categories:
pence, health, political,
Form:
Limerick
She Lacks All Common Sense
Second Lady, Karen Pence
Surely lacks all common sense
Teaching at a private Christian school
She's just so tone-deaf; it's so un-cool...
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Categories:
pence, christian, perspective, satire, school,
Form:
Clerihew
Za Plan Za Plan
Donald Trump is a flimflam man
Trump and Pence have an healthcare plan
Its in a nutshell
So Nancy can't tell
The thumbnail is an also-ran...
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Categories:
pence, health, political,
Form:
Limerick
Who's Crazy
The Orange-hair Man makes great cents
Under the Treasury fence
They call his tunnel
"Trump Resorts Funnel"
We all want dollars but get Pence...
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Categories:
pence, political,
Form:
Limerick
Specious
Wyoming sure lacks common sense
To believe in Trump, but not Pence!
A bankrupt and liar
Can prey like a friar
Wyoming is spacious yet dense!...
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Categories:
pence, political,
Form:
Limerick
Coven In Xamba
coven in Xamba
draws down the cloud and the moon
with six pence and a cat...
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Categories:
pence, cat, moon,
Form:
Haiku
Staging a Coup
There once was a president who
decided to stage a coup
so he gathered a mob
the election to Rob
But Pence he could not subdue
11-28-2022...
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Categories:
pence, political,
Form:
Limerick
Spike Hike
It seems that no one will hire us
Whilst Trump and Pence spread the virus
From coast to coast
They love to boast
There is no way you can fire us!...
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Categories:
pence, health, political,
Form:
Limerick
Blimey
Donald Trump - bankrupt with no sense -
Now blames everything on Pence
Trump looted our vault
But its not his fault
That everyone else is so dense!...
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Categories:
pence, corruption, political,
Form:
Limerick
A Pragmatic Vp
A pragmatic VP named Mike Pence
Exhibits uncommon common sense--
Stays out of Trump's way
Lives another day--
Careful not to give or to take offense...
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Categories:
pence, political, psychological, wisdom,
Form:
Limerick
Could This Be the Year
Ambivalent hope, jubilant but still foreboding: President Pence.
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Written 29 Dec 2018 for the New Year One Liner contest sponsored by Silent One....
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Categories:
pence, political,
Form:
Monoku
A Prince Named Pence
A Prince Named Pence
Now there can be many comments,
So for bad breath must take mints;
Also do dump,
Donald Trump,
When prince happens to be Pence.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
pence, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Bravery
Mike Pence bravely upheld the Constitution
Now Mr. T. wants to exact retribution
If the Presidency is in Mike's future
Let Mr. T. bleed to death without sutures...
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Categories:
pence, character, courage, leadership,
Form:
Political Verse
50 Cents
50 cents
50 cents,
Or fifty pence,
Some people use pence,
And some people use cents,
Mr Tay uses cents,
And Mr Lay uses pence,
I like using cents,
Instead of pence....
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Categories:
pence, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Rhyme
Great Singer Who Likes To Linger
A darling who does like to linger,
While she will be a great singer;
All day long,
Dos sing a song (Of six pence and pocket full of rye)
Stage down has been a bringer.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
pence, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Buttigieg-Sharpton Bs
Mr. Pete with Al Sharpton did just meet
They oppose homophobia -- How sweet!
But what about Mike Pence
Can they get off the fence
And come to this kind, Christian man's defense?...
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Categories:
pence, character, christian, political, satire,
Form:
Limerick
A Seat With Time
Time came to me,
Begging me to stand.
But the moment was then
Bar the flow of the sands
So two-pence I gave him
For a seat by the tide
And Time sat with me,
On that momentuous ride....
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Categories:
pence, time,
Form:
Rhyme
I Did Not See That
Glowing gleaming pumpkin on a fancy autumn fence.
We watch him counting his money, dropping six pence.
He picks it up and glowers at us, causing a bit of offense.
I didn’t see that says a colleague, of course he’s rather dense....
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Categories:
pence, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Quatrain
No Pence Nonsense
A peerless purveyor
pared pears on a pier.
Pierre, his au pair,
peered on, it appears.
Not payers, both players
prayed pious petitions;
For the nonce, no pence brought,
naught came to fruition.
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Categories:
pence, nursery rhyme, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump Is An Embassassment
Trump Is An Embassassment
To us Trump is an embarrassment
Making up lies wherever he went
Twitter messages early morning send
Trying to his competition upend
Pence on each day prays to repent.
That is what Pence said that he did.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
pence, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
She Walks In Beauty
She walks in beauty
she walks in beauty
at night breaking
the aloofness
men hunger of lust
demand her
splendor and
beauty for
pence or two
having no Choices
to throw away
dearth
she obeys theirs
even if her tomorrow
would be darker
Saumya Aloysius...
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Categories:
pence, absence, bird,
Form:
Free verse
A Pensive Pence
A pensive Pence with any sense
Would wonder what will happen hence
For he must know, as things now go,
He may be asked to run the show.
Yet while we wait, the news to date,
Assuming that we have it straight,
Tells me that I’m okay in rhyme
To claim that Joe’s just Biden time!...
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Categories:
pence, political,
Form:
Rhyme