When I first learned how to read and write,
I wrote the very first poem, that as an infant, I'd often recite.
The following is the original of this childhood insight;
Ga, Ga,
Goo, Goo,
Pee, Pee,
Poo, Poo,
Ma, Ma,
Da, Da,
Na, Na,
Pa, Pa,
Wa, Wa,
Ba, Ba,
Whaa! Whaa!
Ha, Ha.
Even back then I was a poet destined to rhyme,
but simply didn't know it at the time.
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