Short Peckers Poems

Short Peckers Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Peckers by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Peckers by length and keyword.


The Weak End

Uwinsky went to the Peckers Inn
With so many men, where to begin?
But one by one
She had great fun
And promised herself to come again.
Form: Limerick


Premium Member How Fast Can a Pecker Peck

Peckers can peck 20 times a second Must hurt at just 2 times I reckon Not swift these guys Stop now I advise Or it's off to emergency the pain to lessen
fun
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Nancy's Pantry

Once was this famous chef named Nancy Guys were always trying to get in her pantry But her salt and pepper Caused sneezing peckers Her meals were amazing and whatta chassis
fun
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Nancy's Pantry

Once was this famous chef named Nancy Guys were always trying to get in her pantry But her salt and pepper Caused sneezing peckers Her meals were amazing and whatta chassis
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Chef Nancy

Once was this famous chef named Nancy Guys were always trying to get into her pantry But her salt and pepper Caused many sneezing peckers Most meals were deemed unsatisfactory
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Had a Ball

LITTLE PECKER, BIG PECKER 
AND WOOD PECKER 
SAT ON A WALL.
LITTLE PECKER AND BIG PECKER 
STOOD ERECT
AND WOOD PECKER 
HAD A BALL.
HOW COULD THREE PECKERS ON A WALL 
HAVE A BALL?
I ASKED MISS WOOD.

Premium Member Nancy's Pantry

Once was this famous chef named Nancy Guys were always trying to get in her pantry But her salt and pepper Caused many sneezing peckers Her meals were amazing and whatta chassis
fun
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Pickled Piper

Peter Piper picked a peck
Of pickled peckers...
After the laughter subsided
I was in a peck of trouble,
In a real pickle so to speak.
Thank god he wasn't a woodchuck.
I'd still be saying Hail Mary's.

2/15/2020

Premium Member Seagull Poop

Heard it's good luck if a seagull poops on your head Screw the good luck, should have worn a helmut instead Nasty old peckers Disgusting flying lechers Gonna shoot 'em down with my bow'n arrow I pledge
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Seagull Poop

Heard it's good luck if a seagull poops on your head Screw the good luck, should've worn a helmet instead Nasty old peckers Disgusting flying lechers Gonna shoot 'em down with my bow and arrow I pledge
Form: Limerick

Evolution

Once we were hunter-gatherers tribes grouped outdoors before the days of yore now we're hunt and peckers each cooped indoors on personal computer keyboards and way back when we'd communicate banging on the drums yes since then we've progressed today we're all fingers and thumbs
Form: Rhyme

Beggar Birds

Little beggars with wings
Little bully birds

Adapt to their environment
They eat quite well 
Better than most

Little feathered urchin
Little pavement peckers

Evolve into winged cons
They fence quite well
Slyer than most

Those impressive beggar birds
Those resilient creatures

They easily make their way
They live a lovely life.
Surviving better than most

The Good Old Boy

Men who like men join a gentleman's club
Hen-pecked husbands play rub-a-dub-dub
Men who like food go straight to the grub
So all the rest of us head for the pub

All Blacks enjoy squeezing pigskin
Yanks love their beer, the British their gin
The ladies prefer champagne Micky Finn
Sipped under a table at Peckers Inn

The morning after should never exist
But good times are rare and not to be missed
I seem to recall a kiss and a tryst
But all said and done, DAMN!  Was I pissed!
Form: Rhyme

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