Short Peckers Poems
Short Peckers Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Peckers by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Peckers by length and keyword.
Uwinsky went to the Peckers Inn
With so many men, where to begin?
But one by one
She had great fun
And promised herself to come again.
Categories:
peckers, lust,
Form:
Limerick
Peckers can peck 20 times a second
Must hurt at just 2 times I reckon
Not swift these guys
Stop now I advise
Or it's off to emergency the pain to lessen
Categories:
peckers, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Once was this famous chef named Nancy
Guys were always trying to get in her pantry
But her salt and pepper
Caused sneezing peckers
Her meals were amazing and whatta chassis
Categories:
peckers, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Once was this famous chef named Nancy
Guys were always trying to get in her pantry
But her salt and pepper
Caused sneezing peckers
Her meals were amazing and whatta chassis
Categories:
peckers, cute,
Form:
Limerick
Once was this famous chef named Nancy
Guys were always trying to get into her pantry
But her salt and pepper
Caused many sneezing peckers
Most meals were deemed unsatisfactory
Categories:
peckers, silly,
Form:
Limerick
LITTLE PECKER, BIG PECKER
AND WOOD PECKER
SAT ON A WALL.
LITTLE PECKER AND BIG PECKER
STOOD ERECT
AND WOOD PECKER
HAD A BALL.
HOW COULD THREE PECKERS ON A WALL
HAVE A BALL?
I ASKED MISS WOOD.
Categories:
peckers, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Once was this famous chef named Nancy
Guys were always trying to get in her pantry
But her salt and pepper
Caused many sneezing peckers
Her meals were amazing and whatta chassis
Categories:
peckers, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Peter Piper picked a peck
Of pickled peckers...
After the laughter subsided
I was in a peck of trouble,
In a real pickle so to speak.
Thank god he wasn't a woodchuck.
I'd still be saying Hail Mary's.
2/15/2020
Categories:
peckers, childhood, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Heard it's good luck if a seagull poops on your head
Screw the good luck, should have worn a helmut instead
Nasty old peckers
Disgusting flying lechers
Gonna shoot 'em down with my bow'n arrow I pledge
Categories:
peckers, giggle,
Form:
Limerick
Heard it's good luck if a seagull poops on your head
Screw the good luck, should've worn a helmet instead
Nasty old peckers
Disgusting flying lechers
Gonna shoot 'em down with my bow and arrow I pledge
Categories:
peckers, giggle,
Form:
Limerick
Once we were hunter-gatherers
tribes grouped outdoors
before the days of yore
now we're hunt and peckers
each cooped indoors
on personal computer keyboards
and way back when
we'd communicate
banging on the drums
yes since then
we've progressed
today we're all
fingers and thumbs
Categories:
peckers, computer, humor, humorous, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Little beggars with wings
Little bully birds
Adapt to their environment
They eat quite well
Better than most
Little feathered urchin
Little pavement peckers
Evolve into winged cons
They fence quite well
Slyer than most
Those impressive beggar birds
Those resilient creatures
They easily make their way
They live a lovely life.
Surviving better than most
Categories:
peckers, bird, bullying, environment, life, nature, strength, word
Form:
Free verse
Men who like men join a gentleman's club
Hen-pecked husbands play rub-a-dub-dub
Men who like food go straight to the grub
So all the rest of us head for the pub
All Blacks enjoy squeezing pigskin
Yanks love their beer, the British their gin
The ladies prefer champagne Micky Finn
Sipped under a table at Peckers Inn
The morning after should never exist
But good times are rare and not to be missed
I seem to recall a kiss and a tryst
But all said and done, DAMN! Was I pissed!
Categories:
peckers, culture, drink, football, fun, international, sexy, sports,
Form:
Rhyme