The Good Old Boy

Men who like men join a gentleman's club Hen-pecked husbands play rub-a-dub-dub Men who like food go straight to the grub So all the rest of us head for the pub All Blacks enjoy squeezing pigskin Yanks love their beer, the British their gin The ladies prefer champagne Micky Finn Sipped under a table at Peckers Inn The morning after should never exist But good times are rare and not to be missed I seem to recall a kiss and a tryst But all said and done, DAMN! Was I pissed!