Short Pass Out Poems

broken entry frame
the girl wiggles,giggles,pass out
yo,i wrote the thing...

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Cats, cats do the catnip dance
Watch as they scuttle, and prance
And arch their backs
Cats, cats in their hypnotic trance
Pass out near their placemats
They need more before they play
With their rats...

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Know what's one of the most exhilarating things
Scratching your back, so much joy it brings
A “back scratcher” is famed
Pleasure is it's game
Almost pass out as my tender old heart takes wing...

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My mind wanders until I pass out from exhaustion.
Ivory dreams that end in disappointment because reality is so bittersweet.
As I float along an 80 proof river my senses become dull with compassion.
Fantasy is cheap. Reality is expensive.
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Putting in writing
Listening to others  
Listening to myself
Leaning on my feet
A chair, rose in a vase 
A bird singing outside the window
It hurts so much that 
I want to pass out for a few days
It's shameful. It's scary. It's furious....

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Being in love with you
was a lot like holding my breath.
At first it was easy,
and really kind of fun.
Then I got light headed
and started to see spots.
It was painful!
and then I thought:
“I'm going to pass out!”
so I stopped.
And now I can breath again!...

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Sunny day, hazy skies
Thoughts of love trapped in sorrow
Fill the pregnant skies
It’s almost time to make hay
Once again we hope we keep
Enough gas for each day
Lest we pass out and fall
Into fine pieces, again and again
It’s time to eat and grow strong
It’s time to build the bones
For the great work at hand....

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Pass out your punishment
I care not for your ideals
nor am I capable to accept

Pass out your punishment
Your "logic" offends 
and I will not entertain

Pass out your punishment
I fear you not, you are obsolete in my mind
You choose lies before truth 
you are unforgivable 
and I refuse to be 
unforgivable too...

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I drink myself
into a bottle
of Irish Whiskey 
and swim in
drunken ideas that
pass out and 
wake up on my
page the next day
with a hangover.
“How did we get 
here?!!” they ask. 
I look down at
my page full of ideas.
They cross their arms,
I cross my arms,
they frown at me,
I frown at them, 
“Who finished all the damn whiskey?!!”...

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I want a nice cold eggnog
Full of the best Bundaberg Rum
Not quite enough to pass out
Just enough to get a buzz on
Maybe forget that it is Summertime
Warm enough to roast meat on the porch
And the thought of snow is still six months
And two really big states away
The eggnog is the best of Christmas
So, I may just have two...

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The sinking feeling falls not upon my head
it has left not to return I dread
a drought has come for sweat soft slumbers touch
I can only lye awake in my bed   
with my minds eye unfed 
they will not return I know without doubt
It is without hope I walk about
I pass out 
not rested I return 
it is to only dream that I yearn...

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I breathe,
You are my air
The blood that runs through your veins
Runs through my soul
I blink
You take control
You take care of me
Until the day I grow old
Trust no one but you
You feel what I feel
And continuously
You make my heart melt
Pass out 
Wake up
Your the first one I see
Feelings take control
Because your the only one for me...

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They promise the sun, moon and stars

     Kiss all the babies and pass out cigars

          Wild campaign vows are spoken

               When elected they're broken

                    We should send them all packing to Mars

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 1 in John Freeman's "Political Woes" Contest - July 2010...

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Small meow I hear
A smell coming underneath
I see movement in the dark
I saw the kitten
The odor was offensive
Wanted to pass out, didn’t

She purred so slightly
I picked her up to see her
Then the smell nearly smacked me
She stunk so, so bad
I took her home to bathe her
So she won’t offend again

Entrant into Susan Burch's "Offensive Odors or Noise Pollution" contest!...

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One little drinky more
One little drinky more
I do adore passing out on the floor for
One little drinky more.

Two little drinkies more
Two little drinkies more
I do adore passing out on the floor for
Two little drinkies more.

Three little drinkies more
Three little drinkies more
I do adore passing out on the floor for
Three little drinkies more.

[Continue until you pass out.]...

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    Passover  Passover  Pass out
    What’s all the commotion about
       Those four cups of wine
       My eyes don’t align
    Passover  Passover  Pass out


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    The first night of Passover --
    outside of Israel, the first two
    nights -- Jewish law requires
    that one over age 13 drink
    four cups of wine. Those who
    are strict do not substitute
    grape juice. (I do ~ Mr. Stricken) 
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Gulp... have a drink
     Puff Puff... no way man
F- ing Hippy that's illegal
     You drinkers made the plan

Boy if I was still a cop
     Ya I'd be in jail
Wait here...need to puke
     hold on to that rail

Smoking pot's so bad
     At least no one is dying
was mean again to the wife last night
     I know I heard her crying

THAT STUFF DOES SMELL GOOD
     I'll drive and please don't shout
Do you murmember where I live?
     Ya Dad... Just pass out...

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When I let one loose in the elevator
alas I’m locked in with mater and pater
I wish I could drop right through the floor
because Pa can’t prise open the lift door

My parents both pass out with the smell
and so I hammer on the emergency bell
When the firemen release us from the lift
I leave a silent but deadly foul  ‘farting gift’

When I Let One Loose In The Elevator Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Charles Messina

08/01/21...

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I dont wanna be here anymore 
I dont wanna keep feeling this way
I dont want to hurt myself
I just want to end the pain
I want the bullying to end 
I want the voices to end
I just want to be normal
I just want to not hurt on the inside anymore
If I just tie this around my throat really tight could i pass out and drift into existance
Could I grow wings and begin to fly away
Would the internal pain stop and exist no more
What would happen if I didnt exist anymore?...

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You look as tho! you own me;
You say my freedom miss informed me;
I shall now walk away into the sunset;
While embracing the horizons
As I choke on my life pass out, subconscious
My spirit soul, and mind remains captive a slave
So that my voice can be heard I shout no more
For my tongue has be cut out, my freedom comes and goes

8/16/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
From forth coming anthology “Old Gospel Songs Sung"...

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A hand pass out of the pack
Without needing to look back
Holding the premiership cup up high
A banner proclaiming God to run by

Four Margery Medals around his neck
If he was playing a sure fire bet
Six best and fairest for Port Adelaide 
A club that bred success that couldn’t fade

Russell Ebert was a legend of South Australian sport
Who shared himself with us without a thought
For he is one for the ages now
A beloved player who knew how.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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Throwing your rum
Against an X’s wall
Shows what I’ve become
As I pass out in my hall

Shedding alcohol tears
Is quite a sign
Losing my life is a fear
I’m falling behind

My kids are asleep
I love them with my all
Though they silently weep
At their father’s fall

But I don’t want to stop
You know this alcoholism
Is my final drop
To what is one hell of an exorcism

So my demons are gone
But the memory does maul
Tonight I sleep on the lawn
With my stars I stall...

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My best friend Mary Jane is coming to my lair,
I have to get ready, I need to prepare.

French onion dip with chips will be a necessity.
Popcorn, peanut butter, ice cream and pizza definitely.

Coke, sprite, Oreo's, with a giant bag of pretzels,
Hershey’s, Cheetos, can’t forget about the Skittles. 

I will breathe her in just as I did before.
Hilarity will disembark, I’m sure.
We will roar with laughter until our stomachs are sore,
Eat then pass out on my living room floor....

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