Short Optometrist Poems
Short Optometrist Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Optometrist by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Optometrist by length and keyword.
For the Oxymoronic
Keep away from an optometrist
who greets you with a seeing-eye dog.
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Categories:
optometrist, dark, humor,
Form:
Grook
Dr Blindedme
Dr. Blindedme by James Edward Lee Sr.
Optometrist
Poked patient
In eyes blinded
12/06/17...
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Categories:
optometrist, abuse, adventure, caregiving,
Form:
Senryu
The Optometrist
A husband and his wife
at the optometrist:
“Well, now,” says the doctor,
“which of you has the eye sore?”...
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Categories:
optometrist, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Cross-Eyed Guy
There once was a cross-eyed guy
Whose symptom he liked to deny
He’d always resist
His optometrist
Coz they just couldn’t see eye-to-eye...
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Categories:
optometrist, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Eye Hear What You're Saying
My Optometrist told me to blink
This may not be as bad as you think
With his light turned on high
He let out a big sigh
Said it looks like your eye's in the pink...
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Categories:
optometrist, angst,
Form:
Limerick
You Can'T Make This Stuff Up
I watched a ballplayer
wave 'Hi' to the
cardboard cut-out fans
propped up in the stands
At first I thought
It's time to find
a new optometrist
Then I remembered
This year
Everyone has
20/20 vision...
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Categories:
optometrist, baseball, today, visionary,
Form:
Free verse
Stray Words
Words get lodged in my teeth,
a dentist has actually extracted a few.
My optometrist
wears her glasses like lingerie,
invitingly, and for a reason
known only to my libido - most sensually.
She goes fishing in my eyes.
with her bright penlight.
Once she stumbled over a word
she had never seen before.
My brain quickly put on its blindfold,
caught unawares....
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Categories:
optometrist, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Eye Exam
Analyze my eyes Mr.Optometrist
Tell me what you see ,
Read them better than how they read the letters on the wall
Believe everything you read ,
For they don't lack honesty
Like the mouth and its master.
Learn my deepest secrets
Then feed my curiousity so it will leave me alone
And if by any chance you see my soul through those windows
Describe him just as he is, I forgot a long time ago....
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Categories:
optometrist, confusion, loss, sad, me,
Form:
I do not know?
Under the Knife
When her vision began to blur
She thought a trip to the Optometrist was the cure
But upon her visit she got bad news
It was a tumor that was blurring her views
She would need a neurosurgeon
To correct this situation
Her surgery was scheduled in two weeks
She hoped the outcome wouldn't be bleak
Family and friends gathered by her bedside
Prayers and tears were supplied
Everyone seemed calm, though they were in shock
Suddenly.... she was awoken by her alarm clock!.........
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Categories:
optometrist, health,
Form:
Rhyme