Short Operator Poems

Love's an electric
blanket--Someone else is in
control of the switch!...

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W-orld's
E-vergreen
N-ature
C-omplements 
E-arth's
L-ife

O-nly
C-reator
O-perates

Topic: Birthday of Wencel Oco (May 24) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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In all my time as a crane operator
Never dug half a hole, my mind has vacated
Coz every shovel full
A new hole is insured
Got an appointment with my psych, hate waiting...

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M-essages
A-nd
R-egards
Y-ield

A-nother
N-ice
N-ote

V-alidating
E-xceptional
L-ine
O-f
S-mooth
O-perator

Topic: Birthday of Mary Ann Veloso (February 08) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Cindy Willaims
Disliked civilians
The public adored Shirley
Though she treated her fans severely.


***Our hotel operator (my age at the time) was her biggest fan until...



Date: 08/26/2019...

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I'm a slender lady
5'8"
Sitting at 126 pounds
130 when my curly red hair 
is soaking wet

Turning 40 in about a week

Momaholic

Press operator/sales

Familyoholic

Loveoholic

There ya have it!...

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R-hyme
O-perator
B-rilliantly
E-mploys
R-ighteous
T-opic

F-or
R-eaders
A-s
N-oble
C-omposer
I-mplements
S-ublimity

Topic: Birthday of Poet Robert Francis (August 12) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Hey honey... may I take a picture of you naked
Not at all, if you're not too cold, that made me break up
Perhaps you misunderstood
I'll explain best I could
You see I meant YOU, didn't mean this old operator...

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just
   sitting
       around
waiting
whiling
   the time
          away,
wondering
thinking
     aloud
whiling
the time
      away,
round&
    around,
happy
now..
..revived..
...restored

inspired by clip of Smooth operator...

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Talented, calm and confidential
nimble, skilled and professional
She plugged it in.
So one could begin
one’s intercourse intentional

Folks found in her service delight
She was available daytime or night
always on call
handled them all
the telephone operator polite...

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The tour operator is crazy
In the name of wildlife safari
We are 
In the midst of
Ferocious tigers, bisons, hyenas

We planned to share
Some poetry and painting
For the forthcoming examination

What to do
To be with the beasts
Or with the books

We are at a loss...

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"Three
stands for 
Trinity-
Generator,
Operator, Destroyer - GOD. I am 
the greatest number". Number three boasted.
Zero humbly
said, "I am 
nothing
but 
when 
I am
alongside,
value goes up.
All have own uniqueness. End your ego."

February 2021
Syllable count checked at HMS 
...

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When an Ode Operator named Jan
hits the road in her Sonnet sedan,
she keeps Lines in their lanes
riding Rhyme's rough terrains
and drives home every Poe'm that she can



************************
This limerick was written 
for my Soup buddy Jan Allison. 
Thank you for your playful 
input and positive support - 
you are appreciated! xoxo...

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From undertaker to conversation maker
The callers were now all alone
The clickerty - clack
Of the Strowger exchange
No operators needed to answer the phone
~GG~ 

An Undertaker called Strowger invented the Strowger Telephone Exchange making the need of an Operator to connect calls unnecessary. The mechanism made a clicking noise as it selected the dialled number. He then returned to being an undertaker....

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What a way to grow Aparajita..!
By Lord Narayan’s Archana
The holy flora in ivy form
Will bestow all sacred norm
Blue prevailing here and there
Conferring peace everywhere
Lord Shiva’s favorite flower
And Operator Lord’s flavor
An invincible blossom with 
Color of space I say herewith
You being my Lord Goddess
Keep me blessed in a way ace
So that I traverse all terrains
In seasons sunny or rains..!!...

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Across the river there’s a crane
That’s 30 stories high,
The operator like
A Lego man up in the sky.

As loads are lifted in the air
And gently set in place,
I wish that I could clearly see
That operator’s face.

I know I would be terrified 
But likely, he is not.
I cannot fathom how he even 
Reached that sky-high spot.

Yet he is up there, hard at work
While safely down below,
I gaze at the construction site 
And watch the building grow....

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<                                      1 - 800 - 895 - 4999 ~ will get you there
 
                                        Hello operator can you help please with my ~ Lights Out ?

                                        Let's see  ~ name on bill ?  your address ?  I'm starting to doubt

                                        Gee Weez ~ I know  I owe -  But please act like you care ......






Entry For
Dane Ann Smith - Johnson's Contest
Lights Out
G.L. All...

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(This is a true story)

A man called a babysitter and told her to go upstairs and look in on the children.
She ignored the man so he called again and again.
She finally got fed up and asked the operator to trace the man's call.
When the operator traced it, it made the babysitter's skin crawl.
The operator told her to get out of the house because the calls were coming from 
upstairs.
The man had already killed the children and he was going to kill her when she 
came up there....

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Today, a screech from a hawk reminded me 
Of being in a car wreck years ago, like
The synapse door to my remembrance room opened
And the memory came down the conveyor belt
Into the window of my mind to arrive unannounced
Who’s in control up there?  Some little sprite?
Why can’t it work as smooth when I lose my keys?
The memory room operator could use some training


Written:  7-16-2019
Mini Verse Poetry Contest     2nd Place
Sponsor:  Nina Parmenter

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         There was once a georgeous brunette
      Whilst shopping broke into a sweat
      Her desire for a new toy
          Gave her palpitations of joy
And her longing to be a duet

~ ~ ~ 

       So in search for her smooth operator
   She decides to go for the greater
           "Give me that one on the wall
     It's the best one of all"
             Sorry madam, that's the fire extinguisher






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