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Short Omelettes Poems

Short Omelettes Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Omelettes by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Omelettes by length and keyword.


Hens To Hens
Let 
Hens laid 
Eggs
To be hens
Not Omelettes...

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Categories: omelettes, bird, care, conflict,
Form: Rhyme



There Was a Young Master of Zen
There was a young master of Zen
Who kept a very fat hen.
One day it stopped laying,
And started a-praying,
"No omelettes shall you make again."...

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Categories: omelettes, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Gotta Crack a Few Eggs - Or a Big One
Humpty Dumpty fell from great height, perfectly mixing the yolk and the white. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men had them some omelettes, then had some again.
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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: omelettes, nonsense, nursery rhyme, silly,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Eggs, Eggs, Glorious Eggs
Eggs, eggs, glorious eggs, love 'em a bunch My favourite treat, any time, a great munch Scrambled, over easy Omelettes quite cheesy Try hard not to slobber eggs down my front
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Categories: omelettes, love,
Form: Limerick
Henpen Omelettes
My grandma gave me a rainbow pen
It had a hen embossed on the cap
One day it laid eggs
Grandma made fluffy omelettes.
I wrote my first poem:
Henpen omelettes
I get spank from Hens
Their tummy is empty.


O the childhood!...

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Categories: omelettes, child, childhood,
Form: Verse



Premium Member New Short Story Posted - Omelettes
I latest piece is too long the poem section - so it's in "Short Stories." 

It's called "omelettes" I could shorten it - but why? *shrug* Here's the link: 

https://www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/omelettes_10739

I hope you like it!...

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Categories: omelettes, boyfriend, homework, school, student, teen,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sunny Omelette
A bout of sloth in summer this man gets, time on lazy clock inert mind forgets. In the kitchen he doesn’t go, keeps whipped eggs on portico, while he dozes sun flame makes omelettes.
June 8, 2020 Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10 Checked on howmanysyllables.com Contest : Summer Laziness Sponsor : Mohan Chutani...

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Categories: omelettes, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Nic-Fitting For a Home Cooked Meal
Cigarettes are the cornerstone 
Of any nutritious breakfast:
Try them in omelettes, 
Over easy - Or sunny side up!

Crumble them on cereals, 
Hot or cold
- For a flavor combination 
That is absurdly 
Out of this time zone!

It'll put curly hair on your legs and chest 
- Regardless of your sexual preference! 
What the hell are you waiting for?!
A personal invitation? - Then consider this the one!...

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Categories: omelettes, america, anxiety, cancer, change, confusion, easter, surreal,
Form: Free verse

Book: Shattered Sighs