Short Oh My Goodness Poems

oh lady goodness
bring back gweniveer to me
stay a horse,patches...

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Twisting and turning, 
tumbling and falling, 
round and round I spin. 

oh my goodness, 
heavens ta betsy, 
please kiss me again....

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Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"...

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Belle was a beauty beyond compare
Charm and wit she would willingly share
	her up-do came down
	exposing her crown
“Oh my goodness, my secret’s laid bare!”...

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Oh my goodness, unbelievable fun,
Ordeal for my nemesis has begun !
Dreaming a favourite dream?
Must be my wishful thinking!
Am I his sole saviour, or he has none!...

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Trump Was Bored

Oh my goodness as well as Lord
Can you imagine Trump being bored
Found chick heavenly as can be
Then continued on with two or three
Always had enough money to afford.

Jim Horn...

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When I will greet my great feet, 
Oh my goodness what a treat; 
Loveliest ones I will ever meet 
Whether standing or in a seat,
So maybe this we should repeat,
Knowing from God that it is neat.

Jim Horn...

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Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream,
Merrily,merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream.

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream,
Oh,my goodness, the stream got rough, 
To get to shore,it's going to be tough....

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You never know what you have until it's gone
When the toilet paper runs out at the break of dawn
Using words you never knew you knew
Like body parts heard in next door's loo
Oh my, goodness gracious, poopy and holy fagons...

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taste
not well
scratchy throat
ruins my buds
my sweet coffee irritates me today

my taste buds are cuckoo right now
an angry throat
has captured
and hurt
me

hey
a great
idea
oh my goodness
even mashed potatoes are not helping...

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“It’s a boy!”

A day which will live long in the memory;
Such emotions as I have never experienced!
My whole life turned upside down

In that moment that we met,
I knew that I would never be the same,

Nor would I *ever return to Thailand ......

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Oh, divine goodness that resides in Man's heart

The time has come for you, the world, to prepare 

As with your truths, values,  love, and compassion

Each human that lives to become aware!









(c) Demetrios Trifiatis
          19 July 2016...

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Oh my goodness sake
It is a Pippi Longstocking cake!
I wonder now who dared to make
Such a cake, such a cake, a glorious cake.

It is so professional I tell the model.
Don’t be so nice to her, she does not deserve a coddle.
This was from the wigmaker who had made the cake.
I felt sorry for the model, his heart must hold a stake....

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The Slipper

She lost a one blue slipper
oh One ,goodness sake
'it can't have gone to far'
but cold foot did it make !

A week then comes and goes
no slipper to be seen
so nothing else to sort it
'it's lost' ...well l mean !

Yes , nothing else for it
today off to the shops
bright red ones to stand out
now THAT one to is lost !!!...

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Another spring,
Another heartbreak.
Started to sing,
Another mistake.
These tears they bring
Both joy and remake 
Of self and sting.
My heart and my ache.

Another fling?
How do my knees shake?
You like me swing?
I learned to bake.

Give you something
To see that dear snake.
Give me a ring. 
Real one, not a fake!

The voices ring
In my head and rake.
Cut off the string,
Oh, for goodness sake!...

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The poem is missing somehing!
Oh my goodness - what could it be? 
It's got to be here somewhere...
Hey, wait - it's just missing a "t"? 

The poem WAS missing something
I"m sure glad it's been found 
Now I've got no worries
everything's safe an sound. 

But wait - now something's gone again
I'm squinting, but it's lost in plain sight 
I'm scratching my head till I realize - no worries
My spell checker will make it all write.

3/2/12...

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Oh my goodness! It is a darling polar bear cub.
The children run toward it.
The oldest one stops first, grabbing her younger brothers.
Let me go! One yells. The other tries to bite her.

Their big sister takes their abuse all the way back to the cabin.
Did you not see what was waiting behind that baby bear? She asked.
Neither had, both being focused on that cute polar bear cub.
Sadly, the polar bears went to bed hungry that night....

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Home Is Where The Heart Is


Oh my goodness
"Lets Party, Family Reunion"
Family of 10

Its all good, we stay close knit
Look forward to cookouts
Mardi Gras here is a big hit

Our seafood is the best, fresh from the bayou
My moms the best cook
Shrimp boulettes, jambalaya, just to name a few

Born on the bayou, its in my blood
Could never leave here
Louisiana is where I spent my girlhood

Written by: Debra Falgout
Contest by "SKAT"...

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INSPIRATION CAUSES US TO SOURCE
TO TRY TO FIND
RELEVANCE AND A SINCE OF PURPOSE
IT'S CONCEIVED IN THE REALITY OF IT'S MAKING
AND OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE AND.
MIGHT LOVE'S INFLUENCE
COME OVER ME.
LET ME GIVE ON BEING THE STRANGER
DON'T PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER
SHINE UP THE DIAMOND GEM
JUST FOR ME.
SAY YOU'LL BE MY LADY
EVEN THOUGH IT SOUNDS CRAZY
PUT THE DIGGLE DITTY DEW
IT MY SIGGLE SILLY YOU
AND WE CAN DOOP AAH DILLY DEW
LIKE WE USE TO DO....

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Drop of tear
Splash the floor
She remain still 
Until the gush of wind tilt

Oh my goodness
Why I have to face such freak
No one deserve to be treated
Like this

Holy moly even the season
Change with it's pace
Look, being human
My life depends on others hand

Heart pound every sec
Tickle of rain drop
Swept my Pain
Wind whisper near my ear
" Fight yourself dear without fear"
This word buzz my ear
Until I spoke for myself 
No means No and it should be over...

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