Short Officer Poems

officer ''hey you''

did you not see the
speed limit sign   yes I did~
but did not see you

2023 January 18...

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Star Trek officer Mr. Spock
simply couldn't find his sock
which he had just overlooked
but don't tell Bones Spock's goose was cooked!...

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G-un is just loaded,
N-ever play with the trigger,
A-nd aim at no one.

Topic: Birthday of Grace N. Abrasado (March 7)
Form: Haikustic...

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She's standing 
Like a security guard
Someone giving her a rose
Her face transition
From a serious one
Change to a charming
Sweet Officer....

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The king had a vision of his own death,
Sent his officer to bring a pink wreath;
He tonsured his head,
Got the body clad
And killed his officer in the same breath....

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Donald Trump launched a brand new Space Force
With Warrant Officer Jan, of course!
Jan heads Wind Direction
& Coding Detection 
i.e., long and short blasts as per Morse...

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Ode to a LEO

darkness of winter
springs upon the mourning pride
a lion's fallen

©deborah burch
2.08.2013



*for those who do not know
LEO =Law Enforcement Officer...

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It’s snagged on a long pole.
An officer
tugs a pit-bull from a backyard.

Road-side is a body bag.

I check my rear view mirror
corners conceal the glimpsed.

Clear road ahead....

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I went barefoot and stepped on a stone,
my gait went haywire and I was thrown,
while I was stumbling sideways,
police thought I'm in a haze...
"Honest officer, there's no homegrown!"...

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How many roads must a man stumble down
Before an officer escorts you downtown
And how many times
Must you give a dog a sign
No depositing stuff indoors the color brown...

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Officer please, I respect the police
Please give me a warning and my release.
Who knew a red headlight’s illegal?
Dear Santa said "light it, it's legal!"
Yo officer, no gifts for your nieces!...

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Coast Guard Suspicious Officer

Plot about officer seemed to be intense;
For years he had been held in suspense;
Ammo and arms,
Always alarms;
Now there is a prevalence of evidence.

Jim Horn...

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My father, an officer in army, his friend too,
A hypochondriac friend who was always blue,
Said I’m off to see the quack,
Doc said, odds against you stack,
Diagnosis: you’re pregnant Rex, out he flew!...

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Yes that's right she took off the bra and then left. 
You should of seen how perfect her breasts 
were officer and at that size...well I cried for over a half hour.



Maurice Yvonne...

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The child smells
Like cat urine only ten times worse
His classmates shun him
He reeks
A police officer arrives for career day
And recognizes the smell
It is not cat urine
It is methamphetamine
This changes everything...

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India's pride, Neeraj Chopra ~
His javelin sings for sports opera, 
With his golden arm, he breaks world records, 
An Army Subedar*, he's won many awards. 



*Subedar - a mid-level junior commissioned officer....

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Tide brings a sad story
Tale of hope and fury
Taciturn taxi driver gives a laugh
Task amend a rogue cop
Teacher-officer teach a plebe
Tear a heart turn to grave
Text a crying mother for a help
Tame a bully child to a sheep....

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My Name

Bobby- British Police Officer

Jo-Sweetheart: A Scottish Term

May-Comes from Maia s also borne in Roman mythology by an earth-goddess who is sometimes equated with the Greek

Where did my mother come up with this, lol...

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Gluey aftersight
here is a drunken police officer
loved by a friendless prostitute
here is Chinese opium den
taping around your eyes

Here is a boy loved by many
adored by the crowd
a lonely ballerina who 
would love to change places


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TV people take up oodles of my time.
They turn me into a police officer,
A detective,
And a forensic genius.
I solve murders, and mysteries
And save gobs of people every night,
Luckily I can do it from my recliner
With my dog snoring away next to me...

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sway armenian horde
your master,the ottaman
passes through your door


i wrote this to mark the anniversay of the ottaman/armenian war of 1915,today is the 
marked anniversary.i believe this would be the view of maybe a young,swaggering ottaman 
officer....

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pain an suffering in the subtle hell, 
where war an slaughter do so well,
 to go anywhere that's nice,
 a great step at any price, 
enjoy your new world belle...
 may happiness dispel,
 cos now you have a life :)


Don


re:

"The Immigration Officer Asked Me"
Therese Bacha...

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LADY IN A HAT

A buxom young lady called Pat
Went out in the snow in a hat
She turned blue, then went red
When the officer said
“You shouldn’t be wearing just that”

15th December 2021
I Need a Good Laugh: Xmas Limerick contest
Sponsor - Andrea Dietrich...

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Once at the door
she stopped to wait
as she realized her boyfriend
was terribly late.

She took out her phone
to give him a call
then took off running
down the hall.

She received a call
that her boyfriend was dead
he was drinking and driving
by what the officer said....

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      Too many Mai Tais, zany Matilda, drank!

      Whoops, she hit the sea-wall and arrested for
      being tanked!

      A big flirt was she, and the Officer fell.

      Now a huge wedding is planned, do tell!




                      12/2/2020



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