Short Officer Poems
Short Officer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Officer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Officer by length and keyword.
Star Trek officer Mr. Spock
simply couldn't find his sock
which he had just overlooked
but don't tell Bones Spock's goose was cooked!
G-un is just loaded,
N-ever play with the trigger,
A-nd aim at no one.
Topic: Birthday of Grace N. Abrasado (March 7)
Form: Haikustic
She's standing
Like a security guard
Someone giving her a rose
Her face transition
From a serious one
Change to a charming
Sweet Officer.
The king had a vision of his own death,
Sent his officer to bring a pink wreath;
He tonsured his head,
Got the body clad
And killed his officer in the same breath.
Donald Trump launched a brand new Space Force
With Warrant Officer Jan, of course!
Jan heads Wind Direction
& Coding Detection
i.e., long and short blasts as per Morse
Ode to a LEO
darkness of winter
springs upon the mourning pride
a lion's fallen
©deborah burch
2.08.2013
*for those who do not know
LEO =Law Enforcement Officer
It’s snagged on a long pole.
An officer
tugs a pit-bull from a backyard.
Road-side is a body bag.
I check my rear view mirror
corners conceal the glimpsed.
Clear road ahead.
I went barefoot and stepped on a stone,
my gait went haywire and I was thrown,
while I was stumbling sideways,
police thought I'm in a haze...
"Honest officer, there's no homegrown!"
How many roads must a man stumble down
Before an officer escorts you downtown
And how many times
Must you give a dog a sign
No depositing stuff indoors the color brown
Officer please, I respect the police
Please give me a warning and my release.
Who knew a red headlight’s illegal?
Dear Santa said "light it, it's legal!"
Yo officer, no gifts for your nieces!
Coast Guard Suspicious Officer
Plot about officer seemed to be intense;
For years he had been held in suspense;
Ammo and arms,
Always alarms;
Now there is a prevalence of evidence.
Jim Horn
My father, an officer in army, his friend too,
A hypochondriac friend who was always blue,
Said I’m off to see the quack,
Doc said, odds against you stack,
Diagnosis: you’re pregnant Rex, out he flew!
Yes that's right she took off the bra and then left.
You should of seen how perfect her breasts
were officer and at that size...well I cried for over a half hour.
Maurice Yvonne
The child smells
Like cat urine only ten times worse
His classmates shun him
He reeks
A police officer arrives for career day
And recognizes the smell
It is not cat urine
It is methamphetamine
This changes everything
India's pride, Neeraj Chopra ~
His javelin sings for sports opera,
With his golden arm, he breaks world records,
An Army Subedar*, he's won many awards.
*Subedar - a mid-level junior commissioned officer.
Tide brings a sad story
Tale of hope and fury
Taciturn taxi driver gives a laugh
Task amend a rogue cop
Teacher-officer teach a plebe
Tear a heart turn to grave
Text a crying mother for a help
Tame a bully child to a sheep.
My Name
Bobby- British Police Officer
Jo-Sweetheart: A Scottish Term
May-Comes from Maia s also borne in Roman mythology by an earth-goddess who is sometimes equated with the Greek
Where did my mother come up with this, lol
Gluey aftersight
here is a drunken police officer
loved by a friendless prostitute
here is Chinese opium den
taping around your eyes
Here is a boy loved by many
adored by the crowd
a lonely ballerina who
would love to change places
TV people take up oodles of my time.
They turn me into a police officer,
A detective,
And a forensic genius.
I solve murders, and mysteries
And save gobs of people every night,
Luckily I can do it from my recliner
With my dog snoring away next to me
sway armenian horde
your master,the ottaman
passes through your door
i wrote this to mark the anniversay of the ottaman/armenian war of 1915,today is the
marked anniversary.i believe this would be the view of maybe a young,swaggering ottaman
officer.
pain an suffering in the subtle hell,
where war an slaughter do so well,
to go anywhere that's nice,
a great step at any price,
enjoy your new world belle...
may happiness dispel,
cos now you have a life :)
Don
re:
"The Immigration Officer Asked Me"
Therese Bacha
LADY IN A HAT
A buxom young lady called Pat
Went out in the snow in a hat
She turned blue, then went red
When the officer said
“You shouldn’t be wearing just that”
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Once at the door
she stopped to wait
as she realized her boyfriend
was terribly late.
She took out her phone
to give him a call
then took off running
down the hall.
She received a call
that her boyfriend was dead
he was drinking and driving
by what the officer said.
Too many Mai Tais, zany Matilda, drank!
Whoops, she hit the sea-wall and arrested for
being tanked!
A big flirt was she, and the Officer fell.
Now a huge wedding is planned, do tell!
12/2/2020
Officer Dibble
Always will quibble
Whatever Top Cat does.
But it's Top Cat who gets the buzz.
Top Cat
Whose constant backchat
Makes him look cool.
While Dibble ends up like a fool.
TOP CAT. ( THE BOSS CAT UK, ) Trademark issues.
10 / 9 / 2021.