Short Odorous Poems

constipated bad
finally when poo came out~
it was so smelly....

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There lies march resting,
it's bed odorous and philanderous,
and spreading sniffles abroad....

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The Sunbeam Moonlight
Evident asks no evidence
Superiorly love 
We knew we do-
Odorous! 
We feel redolence!
Do not we?...

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in beautiful lavender field
we had met with love tender 
so cool moon waxing
we love lovers' aroma 
odorous dance took the place...

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there once was a skunk named Pepé Le Pew
when he came near, well, everyone knew
	Penelope, his chérie
	to her, he was smelly
odorous advances met pooh pooh!...

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Peter a farmer from Scrubby Creek,
 Seldom washed his great big feet,
  His fed up wife would complain 
      About the odorous strain
When in summer it reached its peek....

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Meltering sweltering is just up ahead
Sweat soaking sheets of our double bed
Underarms are odorous
Some parts are dangerous
Don't light a match it might kill you dead...

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SPOILING   CLEVELAND




While roses belch perfume into the air and 
Nightingales’ whistles pierce my ears 
I can't savour the clamorous glamour
And odorous charm of the steel mills in Cleveland...

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Beethoven's Ode to Lims is heralded in these here parts
Starts with a symphonic chorus of ear shattering big farts
But odorous emissions
Require city permission
Must have legislative approval to exhibit such art...

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i have eight legs
i am an arachnid
delicate;exoskeletal 

you have two legs
you are a mammal
sloppy;squishy

yet it is i
with the stronger backbone
with the precise dexterity

who scuttles
who cowers on the wall
silk trailing

you with a newspaper
print odorous with ink
smashing in my wake...

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Grasped in the marvel of
Euphoria,
Strewn by the nonchalant mind
 Of serene fascination, 
Drenched in odorous ecstasy,
A fire ignited by elation,

Flooded under sparkling skies,
Gleaming, flickering
Beneath a cerulean reflection,
A pirouette of eternal
Rapture and perfection…

Reality…as it all fades away…...

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Still A Mystery
I have not arrived
No one has returned
Faith and Heaven are choices
More real than abortions
I humbly admit, worm and sinner I am,
My repentance is not once, long ago ...
I have met Him in the Scriptures
And His Spirit of Holiness
That keeps me from Darwinism
Keeps me from Liberalism
Which is mere “feel-goodism”
Like an onion, odorous without core...

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embers of memory- solitude
a rugby inside me trembling
jerking off seeds, heat yolk
furtive cells melt in furnace

a secret pleasure perfumes
a little room an eve garden
my son learned how to erect
shadows still lurk -odorous

I felt soft sea froths salty
mammary pain oozing silk
oysters and lemons, orange
saffron, blue vain of throb

there I lay my child sinks
night chilly never had winks...

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Miss Maribel Seward had an odorous pet skunk
She developed an allergy to the way it stunk
The antidote was pricy
It was pepper and spicy
But Miss Maribel could not smell it when she was drunk.

THIRD PLACE WINNER
Written October 31, 2022
Submitted to “A Funny Limerick - Make Me Laugh" Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
[13/13/7/7/13 syllable count verified by HMS.com
a-a-b-b-a rhyme scheme]...

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