Short Oaf Poems

a lit Lucifer
falls from a fumbling fist
the burned oaf gawks...

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Oaf 
                                          who, both 
                                  loth to farm and young, 
                      goeth eagerly forth to swear Musketeer's Oath....

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faith in God good 4 the bod,
in ever seeking wonder,
hook line and sinker slightly odd,
the passion seeks the thunder,
but this oaf is just a clod,
from way south, the land of sweet  dowunder.

re: 'a lovers quarrell' Debbie Duncan

Don...

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Ed is a beast, a bruiser, a big baboon
We expected a lumbering oaf, a goon
Her description had much jocundity
He was quite lovely, as we would soon see
Why did you set us up thinking he was a clown?
I knew when you met him, there’d be no letdown....

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She was longing for her creamy donut
To linger long on her tongue,
She squeezed the sides and to her surprise
It squirted all over her bum.

The big Bermondsey baker man
Shook like an oversized oaf
At silly situations of tasty temptations
As he always liked having a loaf....

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Perky, pesky, pretty-petite;
yippy, yappy, always-in-need-of-a-treat.
Loving, lazy, little-lump;
Cutie, cuddly, see-how-high-I-can-jump?
Spoiled, sneaky, snacky snoot,
Munching on old chips, teething on mum's leather boot,
overly-sweet, oogling oaf,
maybe-just-a-bite-or-perhaps-the-whole-loaf....

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Farmer Fred the raconteur
I’ve often said is full of manure
When spinning yarns of yesteryear
His tales grow taller beer by beer
He orates on about three little pigs
Elucidating eloquently on their building of digs
In Fred’s varied version there is not a wolf
The malefactor being a malcontented oaf...

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Why did little Tommy Tucker
Have to sing for his supper?
Did he stammer and stutter
To merit just bread and butter?
And what miscreant oaf
Would then give him a loaf
But nary a knife to cut through it?
Didn't Tom have enough strife
In his life with no wife,
Or did fat spread on starch
Help him chew it?
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Gain 
Ravish 
Envious
Engorge 
Desire

Greed
Lust
Use
Treachery 
Temptation
Overdo 
Neurotic 
Yearn

Pleasure
Rapture
Innocence 
Desire
Euphoria 

Wicked
Rage
Anger
Temper 
Harm

Explicit 
Need
Volatile 
Yearn

Long for
Umbrage
Spite
Tyranny 

Sluggish
Lazy
Oaf
Torpor
Hinder...

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Who left the toilet seat up? The clan began to screech.
It couldn’t have been Baby James, he can barely reach.
Was it that oaf Jim or Uncle Bob the one who sneezes?
I have no idea, someone said, but he does do what he pleases.

Well, Grandma has fallen in and she’s madder than a hen.
We have to call the fire department, and someone has to let them in.
Can’t we pull her out? Asked Uncle seat-leaver-upper with small brain.
Doubtful as part of her is stuck way down somewhere in the drain....

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