Short North Korea Poems

Snow, mountains, white horse
Flop side to side, bounce and flop
Majestic bumbling king...

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North Korea National Holiday 

Celebrates Kim Sung's Birthday 

Nuclear blow out candles........

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North Korea launched F U-2
But it headed toward Peru!
Said Xi Jinping,
"That's quite some sting
For the want of a tighter screw!"...

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cobalt is the friendly tide,
eaten dolphins caught an fried,
is north Korea just at bloody war,
or atom singed ole suicide....
whaffor...
Don...

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Summit Without Substance

Recently happened;
A summit without substance;
Perfectly worthless.

Jim Horn

Grand Total of summit between
America and North Korea....

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One mans carcinogenic idea
Invade Ukraine amputate Crimea
But the tumour keeps growing 
Now his sick cancer’s showing 
A malignancy called North Korea! 


By
David Kavanagh...

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A dangerous little fellow in North Korea
Is making us nervous with his crazy ideas
Like another damn luny
Known for his cruelty
Back in the thirties with his weird panacea...

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Soldiers Who Did Die

There are soldiers we know  who did die;
North Korea, remains they would supply;
Memories made,
Where they laid;
Each one of them we will try to identify.

Jim Horn...

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North Korea is making serious threats
What's wrong with these people, do they forget
No one can win
A battle of life and limb
In this nuclear age, only annihilation it begets...

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Once the green land of morning calm and high serenity
Soon waved the blood red flag, stained with the false words “We will soon be free”
Now a grey, barren mountain swallowed by Yaldabaoth’s sea...

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A Cow Entered Politics,
Retired as a Buffalo.

A Cow Entered Pakistan,
Ended up Cooked.

A Cow Entered America,
Her Visa Revoked.

A Cow Entered North Korea,
Kim Jong-un Drank all the Milk....

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The thought of dying really doesn't bother me
But the stuff at the end, that's not where I want to be 
Russia, the Arctic, North Korea
Rather even have gonorrhea
The choice is not mine, rather make love in a tree...

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The thought of dying really doesn't bother me
But the stuff at the end, that's not where I want to be 
Russia, the Arctic, North Korea
Rather even have gonorrhea
The choice is not mine, rather make love to a tree...

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Military gear ~
Table to table veterans
Search out memories.


For James H. Beachboard
1928-2011
USMC 1947-1951
One of the Chosin Few 
Battle of the Chosin Reservoir, North Korea, 1950
britannica.com/event/Battle-of-the-Chosin-Reservoir...

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Pakistan is weeping now
weeping Burmese burnt dreams
weeping Cubans in Darfur
weeping Venezuelans
North Korea is weeping still
weeping Iranian uranium dream
weeping Chinese in Tibet
weeping Russians
the world wails
	    waning
and We sleep to dream...

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Pence told his boss, "I can't do that!
Though Rudy has it all down pat!
But I have my pride
So I'll go and hide
And hope the GOP won't rat!" 


n,b.   China, Iran, North Korea, and Russia
are hoping Americans will choose 
a President who will stick his head
under the sand until everything
blows over!...

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Dancing Day
There is a party in the park will you go the 
Theme is military so bring a toy weapon
We will play at war it will be so much fun
You can be Russia I will be NATO
The others Red China North Korea etc
So we all get a really good battle war
Just a game at our little party in the park
Do come along it will be a day to remember...

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Trump A Houdini

Trump had actually been a Houdini, 
And we thought that he was a meanie; 
After he did have a case of diarrhea, 
He then ended up in North Korea. 

Trump compared to Kim is much older, 
And Kim's head equals Trump's shoulder; 
One feature both had which was same; 
Each tiny brain looked like it was lame. 

Just for you Rohini

Jim Horn...

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I have no doubt that is a D-flat, he insists,
No, no, that is a C-sharp, she persists.

It is okay having a nuclear U.S. and Russia
but definitely not North Korea.

The world can live with a nuclear Pakistan
but obviously not Iran.

A rigid set of standards is applied to some
while exceptions are given to the other ones.

No wonder the world is such a mess!...

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our dear leader
claims he is the smartest
 man in the world
a stable genius
has good words
knows more than generals
knows more than doctors
should have been a doctor
only he can fix
what ails the world
for he is the greatest
genius in the world
like friend the dear leader of North Korea 
but in fact he is among the most stupid man
to ever serve as our President...

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Sabre rattling between sides will not fly
Especially when the stakes are high
Then North Korea continues to launch rockets
With missiles towards another country or over it

It makes no sense to continue in this manner
But it hasn't stopped North Korea waving their banner
So now we wait and wonder if they will stop
Or whether we go to war to Kim Jong-um's hop.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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His eyes grow cold as his hair crawls down his shirt to his spoon, into his cabbage water. 
He cries inside, for his innocence lost, for who this will make him become….for what he cannot have. 
 Inhumane, he is like cattle and he is branded.
 Unjust, unknown, he whispers “please…” and they see him….”Stupid American.”


Taken from Nightmare Abroad. 
May 29th, 2021

Liberum Divisa 6 Poetry Contest...

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...and with apologies to Tony Bennett.

I smelled a fart in San Francisco,
It wafted out across the Bay.
An Oakland breeze just blew it back,
A tourist gasped, "A gas attack!"
A drag queen shrieked, "Oy vey!
That's gross!", and swooned away.
Who cut that fart in San Francisco
The CIA is keen to see.
If they find out it's from North Korea or Iran,
It could be the fart that started World War III....

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"I am my own strategist,"
Our President proudly said
Pushing the Panic Button
Poignantly painted RED

"The mother of all bombs
Will fill Putin with dread
Assad will be so grateful
I chose Afghans instead

Let North Korea tremble
Their many left unfed
Will shortly have no worries
Because they'll all be dead

I am my own strategist
I see the way ahead
Our nation will be great again
Just like I always said!"...

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Cliffs of Dover Horn Haiku

This is kind of about North Korea.

Play death on demand
Thing is getting out of hand
And was poorly planned.

His name was Say Who
Accepted their point of view
Was killed that is true.

So who may be next?
Causing us to be perplexed
Sent message of text.

North has no clover
So should do a flyover
But Cliffs of Dover?

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran, Poet and Soothsayer...

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