Short Nincompoops Poems
Short Nincompoops Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Nincompoops by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Nincompoops by length and keyword.
Love - Omitted
Nincompoops fight with each other
Satan enjoys the show - brother kills brother
23.11.15...
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Categories:
nincompoops, satire, wisdom,
Form:
Epigram
They Ate Her Petunias
There lives this lady on Poetry Soup
One of the sweetest of the whole damn group
Dragons and Trolls
Owned her soul
They ate her petunias, those damn nincompoops...
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Categories:
nincompoops, dark,
Form:
Limerick
Human Nature
Let's all try to get along with our neighbors
They're people like us, put away your sabers
We all eat and poop
Us nincompoops
Allow for the differences, it's human nature...
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Categories:
nincompoops, perspective,
Form:
Limerick
Damn Nincompoops
There lives this lady on Poetry Soup
One of the sweetest of the whole damn group
Dragons and Trolls
Owned Carol's soul
Till they ate her petunias, those damn nincompoops
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
nincompoops, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Bacteria To the Fuscia
A cosmonaut called Anatoli was diagnosed with acute E.coli
When he became somewhat delirious, they thought it was Bacillus cereus
When plated out under a prism, it looked instead like Botulism
Have you all gone off your rockers, it’s a strain of Staphlycoccus
And then thrown in just as a bonus, a rumour spread of Pseudomonas
No way you nincompoops cried Hans, it’s Candida albicans.
We’re all agreed the team replied........ just after Anatoli died!...
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Categories:
nincompoops, giggle, humorous, , cute,
Form:
Light Verse