Short My Husband And I Poems
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My husband and I had a good laugh!
LOCATING THE SWITCH
light in the attic
when i asked for directions -
just push up or down
5/4/2022
Buddy brings in a stegosaurus bone
My husband and I both yelp and groan
Chewing so hard now, there is a bit of foam
While my husband chews, I write this poem
our best friends are dogs
my husband and I
they sleep like logs
not even a sigh
they consume like hogs
roll in the mud too
They are loved so much
Buddy, Beau and Blue
My husband and I lie so often people fact check us
We are used to it and frankly do not care
Open encyclopedias bring us no fuss
We spout our fabricated truth into the air
I love to watch the falling snow.
It floats down like a falling feather.
Captivating me just like watching a show.
My husband and I like to watch together.
Watching the snow as it's falling nether.
This day that belongs to me.A day that I could not foresee.Satin gown,silk roses in
view.In a room,made up for only two.Exceptional style,I walked in with a solace grin.The
best start for my husband and I.Wedding Bells chime.
days slowly dance into chill perfection
gift to my husband and i affection
as trees of winter leaves shed
on Christmas day we first wed
to love and trace each other's direction
12/14/2022
NOT A FUNNY LIMERICK JUST USED THE FORM
We were out of milk
So, we raced to the grocery store
My husband and I had competing carts
We raced around the aisles like we were on fire
As we were loading ten bags into our trunk
My husband said “Did you get the milk?”
Both of us had forgotten why we came
No matter what we say
The first automatic answer is NO!
But then upon thinking the two-year-old sometimes changes
The emphatic NO into a yes.
My husband and I used to laugh about this
Until he pointed out that I do the same thing.
Now it is not so very funny.
I’m your huckleberry
Always makes me smile
Since Val Kilmer used it in the move Tombstone
My husband and I used it over and over
The month after we saw the movie
Delighted us beyond any sane reason
To this day when I hear it
I have the same reaction
And I smile
My husband and I are good at not having bosses.
We like positions where no one tells us what to do.
We have quit many jobs and cut our losses.
Give us autonomy, which we feel is our due.
Hire us if you must, but as sure as trees have mosses
We will resign fast unless left alone by you.
What was that?
My husband and I look at each other
It looked like a hybrid
Part raccoon, part cat
Possibly weasel
It ran right out in front of us
I look up Ringtail Weasel
There is such an animal
It is nocturnal, rarely found in the daytime
We are not surprised to see it is also called Ringtail cat
He jingles when he walks through
So we know he has coins in his pockets.
My husband and I roll our eyes.
We don’t care.
He thinks he is getting by with something.
And he is.
We think it is cute at age four.
If he is still grabbing coins out of our massive pickle jar at twenty-four
we might feel differently.
we never get a card
we fight over who gets to open it
my husband and I stare at each other
who are they? I ask him
He does not know either
It is a Happy Thanksgiving card
from the Turkey Family
I am not lying
That’s how they signed it
We look at the envelope
Oops
It was delivered to the wrong address
my husband and I love chicken beasts
he likes his baked regular recipe
If I ate the coating, I would want crispy
but I am dieting, so I tear off the coating for the dogs
my children only eat chicken legs
I have a twin who eats wings
we throw them out
our family is unnaturally prejudiced about our chicken preferences
My husband and I live in a birdhouse the woman said.
I was amused when I met her scrawny necked husband.
He was built like an ostrich with a rear that stuck out.
And long skinny legs, that reminded me of most birds.
I wish he did not wear those striped socks, she said.
I thought their birdhouse was more than appropriate now.
stop feeding your puppy people food, the vet said.
My husband and I are both worthy liars; we agree.
Neither of us planning to keeping to this promise.
Our puppy loves people food.
Today I sneaked him pepper jack cheese, eggs, tomatoes and corn chips.
I saw my husband throw him salami, bacon and ham.
And it is not yet two p.m.
Friends lost & friends gained
As memories begin to fade
A world created just for us
A world that best friends share, that's us
You draw, I write, together we created our life
Years gone and more to come
For your my husband and I your wife
Together we made this life
Together now, together than, together forever
You and me
My dearest friend
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my husband and I have a ridiculous amount of inside jokes
Because we have been together for fifty-some years
If one of us says “dismount” the argument is over.
If we say “dad says,” the connotation is understood immediately.
“mom does not like your tone,” means be nicer.
we can finish each other’s sentences too, and often do.
“we are redundant” is one of our favorite jokes.
my husband and I both like to keep weird hours
we can be up all night
or part of the night
and be happy during the day
until a delivery man comes
and the hounds of hell begin their braying
we have two large dogs with barking voices
they do not like strangers
the delivery man runs from the scene
thinking they are at his heels
they are not
they are hiding behind us
barking dire warnings to the intruder
My husband and I are retired;
Our car is an old Subaru.
Our lifestyle has never required
A trade-in for cars that are new.
As long as the engine is running,
To get from Point A to Point B,
A late model we will be shunning,
No fobs for my husband or me.
Yet circumstance somehow conspired,
With mileage and tread in the mix,
That our car will, like us, be re-tired,
So together, we’ll have our last licks!
My husband and I are redundant.
When one of us asks “Remember the time?”
The other one will say “yes” and it will be the same time.
This limits our conversation.
We laugh at the same things during TV watching.
We can sit silently for an hour and twenty-six minutes.
Them bam! We are both laughing like hyenas on crack.
In between the simultaneous laughing we say the same things at the same times.
My husband and I are redundant.
The dogs were barking up their lungs
Lunging at the door, as if there were murderers in the yard
I said to my husband “maybe we should not answer the door.”
No one tells that man what to do. He went marching out.
Nothing out there, he told me.
The dogs went running out to chase someone we could not see.
“spirit people,” my husband and I both agreed.
We see this at least once a day.
Always wondering if they ever catch the culprit.
A MIDDAY NIGHTMARE
Gates opened at our home, drove in, before we could touch the remote,
Guns at our heads, masked men shouting, hammer’s back, itchy fingers,
We will kill you, give us jewelry, money, all you’ve got, or these triggers
Will go off, nightmare in our garden, they left, we lived, so this I wrote!
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Contest :"Deep and Dark"
Date 2019/03/25
This is a true story,experienced by my husband and I.