Short Muffin Poems

Ate too much dessert 
pants won't stay zipped or buttoned
muffin top emerges...

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frozen treat
sweet ring-shaped muffin
champing at the bit

11.02.16...

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Honey glazed muffins,
Fresh from the oven,
Turkey with stuffins,
Baked w/tender lovin'....

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Today 
I shared my muffin
                            ……with a cardinal

John G. Lawless
1/14/2022...

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Chocolate chilli fudge cake
Strawberry kebabs
Millionaires' shortcake squares
Toffee apple tart
Muffin & whipped cream
Afternoon
Dream!...

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Blueberry muffin.
Sweet things embedded in cake.
What a breakfast treat!
Blueberry season is near.
Bring plenty of muffins here.
...

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Today I tried on some pants,
the zippers shouted, "I cant's!"
So I sucked in my gut,
bellybutton's a rut...
Damn, fill the hole with some plants!...

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As I look upon the
Sun rays they spray golden joy
Spirals that swirl with sight-drops,
Falling into rain sprinkled spring showers...

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I’d like you to meet Muffin Man
And just so you all understand
His name comes from munchin’
And we ain’t talking luncheon
The women all say he sure can...

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Cake
Sweet, tasty
Baking, cooking, eating
Victoria sponge, muffin, Danish, eclair
Icing, filling, pleasing
Bright, coloured
Pastry

...

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Before the big meal begins
Sauté green onion
With fresh crab, salt and pepper
English muffin base
Top with Swiss cheese
Oven melt
Wow!
...

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To everyone I'm your laid back muffin
company over I'm that assumption
but I confess
their keys I hide best
you didn't name me Bandit for nothing!



10-22-17...

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The warm delicious muffin 
Suprizingly hides 
The berry's mind blowing taste;
The hot steamy blue 
Erupting from the 
Deep depths of 
Crust!
...

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There once was a man named Griff Gruffen.
Who lived for his daily bran muffin.
When the bran ran out.
He started to pout.
Now poor Griff starts his day with nothin'....

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How do cops on bikes arrest someone
They say, “Get in the basket till I finish my muffin”
Now why do cops
Love donut shops
Donuts tend to make them big and strong and tough-n...

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Nailed to a coffin, Little Miss Muffin
Smoking cancer sticks, huffin' and puffin'
   Along came a health preacher
   Tried his utmost to reach her
She said, 'Like a smoke ring? ~ I'm not bluffin'...

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Tomorrow will be leap day 
this 
leap year
perhaps it would have been better if 
today was leap day
and the guilt for the just consumed
chocolate muffin 
would be wiped out for 
nearly
four years....

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The guv'mint is bluffin
It ain't doin a damn nothin
All it's huffin an a puffin
Makes us eat a meadow muffin

The guv'mint is lazy
Theyre all money crazy
Their thinkin is a hazy
Were rats in a big mazy...

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A cup of coffee,
And a moonpie,
A muffin fluffy
I just has to buy,

A cheezy burger,
And homemade fries,
A fizzle squirter,
Got in my eyes,

Mashed potatos,
Steak on rye, 
With tomatoe,
And ice cream pie....

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raspberry cobbler
chocolate chip cookies
almond torte with cream
lemon meringue pie
blueberry muffin

banana split
chocolate cake
butterscotch pie
almond blizzard

key lime pie
baklava

pudding
donuts

pie...

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There’s something to be said
For a not fully baked 
Dunkin Donuts Reduced Fat Blueberry Muffin
For I was able to share some of it
With my feathery friends




August 1 poem number 3 - Before heading into the gardens...

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If you were my favorite
I might keep my phone on
It is off

If you meant a lot to me
I might bake you a blueberry muffin
My oven is dead

If you were a cousin
Our memories would be great
Or horrible

I know because I have two cousins...

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MY BABY MY BABY MY SWEET MUFFIN KISSES SO SWEET LIKE A STRAWBERRY MUFFIN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WITH ALL MY HEART FROM THE DAY THAT WE MET TILL THE DAY THAT WE PART  








by Dakoda prior                                                                   1/25/17...

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For Muffin ...

No gazelle legs  to adorn her
Unending spots of black and white
A leg thats placed in each corner
No gazelle legs  to adorn her
I am her crestfallen mourner
Licking, Nibbling, playfully light
No gazelle legs  to adorn her
Unending spots of black and white

(c) The Didds 2021...

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Inhaler
Dimes
Brown napkin
Three pairs of eye glasses
Two pencils, an eraser and a pen
Wallet with seventeen dollars and eighty-two cents
Comb, cracker, stale muffin, five receipts, toothpicks
Tiny piece of pink ribbon, twenty-two allergy pills
Empty pill bottle
Sometimes finding a forgotten purse feels like Christmas...

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