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Cops On Bikes

How do cops on bikes arrest someone They say, “Get in the basket till I finish my muffin” Now why do cops Love donut shops Donuts tend to make them big and strong and tough-n

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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 10/11/2019 6:59:00 AM

Lol! "turn around and place your hands on the bike..." ;D, Walking the dog one day I came across a bunch of bicycle cops being taught on the dirt walking path how to do come to a full stop popping your bike sideways~ remember I'm a bike courier at the time, real world skills. It was so cute! xomo

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 10/11/2019 9:07:00 AM

...well, they were doing skid stop, I could stop on a dime (stopped on a fiver on the yellow line once!)

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 10/11/2019 8:16:00 AM

Oh yeah, I could do that. Not on my trike mind you ;),

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/11/2019 7:14:00 AM

LOL So you know all about the donut thingy!!! They were trained to pop the bike sideways... did you ever learn??? Guess this bike thing was near and dear to your heart!!! XOX