Short Monkeying Around Poems

Written by Gail DeBole

The white-handed Gibbon swung high
     but he still was too young to fly
through the air between trees
    'til along came a breeze
which carried him through clear blue sky....

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Do not open your eyes brother
humans are birds of same feather
just monkeying around
though no tail can be found
let us give them our tails rather!




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Placement: 7th; (October 2011)

Contest:Limericks Hilarious

Sponsor:John Freeman

By:kashinath karmakar...

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Some don't give a damn about Global Warming;
Look with all six senses of the inner primate;
All the while man's theories swarming,
See the ruin and waste of Earth's doomed fate.

Stop monkeying around, troop verse troop;
Bumbling bees searching for distinction.
Find like ground, ending this loop to loop.
Most would pay heed to Human Extinction....

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Spice of life
Spunky
Monkey

Cultured dance
Hokey 
Pokey

Treetop climb
Showoff
Blow off

Pride precedes
Humble
Tumble

Waiting bush
Got him,
Caught him!

Watching girls
Smirking
Irking

Normal day
Madly
Badly

Monkeys see
You do
Do too

Game is born:
Spunky monkey hokey pokey showoff blow off humble tumble got him caught him bushy pushy!




{aka: Monkeying Around. Written June 6th, 2015}...

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Great-Dancing Monkey

Funky
monkey

Not Ben and Jerry’s!

Chunky
Monkey

Servant Baboon

Monkey
flunky

Monkey in Chains

Clunky 
Monkey

Too Long Near Skunk Cage

Skunky
monkey

Monkey Tree Lover

Hanger
Langur

Foreman of Monkey Brigade

Langer
Ganger

When Monkeys Want to Eat like Humans

Baboons 
grab spoons

Stolen by Renegade Baboons

Baboons
nab prunes

Jan. 18, 2023
for Brian Strand No 1172 Poetry Contest...

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Her bulbous profile and pungent odor
That sunken chin and busy motor
A tremulous scowl crosses her flaring lips
From her cup rum she gulps, while others sip

Her mouth opens wide in a hideous grin
Displays shocking tooth decay within
Some teeth rotten; others chipped
Best she keeps her lips tightly zipped

Abruptly she emits a belch and a fart
As she starts steering her grocery cart
Wildly it careens, as customers swoon
Wuddya expect from a drunken baboon...

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Monkeying Around...                       

                     Be careful
                              when you online date                                                      
                                 'cause you could
                                       wind up                                                                              
                                   with a primate !   



 
                           Copyright McCuen 2009...

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