Hit dog will holler
You know why Hippos and Rhinos
never get heart attacks?
Because they don’t
stir-fry their veggies in oil,
Nor add salt or sugar
to their desserts.
You know why monkeys
keep monkeying around?
Because they belong to
a Banana Republic.
You know why corns are so sweet?
Because they are all ears
and hear everything
but do not gossip. Say nothing.
You know why dogs fetch
sticks or balls for their masters?
Because
their masters clean after them.
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