Short Mcconnell Poems

if John Boehner is
the great compromiser, then
what is Mitch Mcconnell...

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McConnell now says, "I was there!
It was NOT a social affair!
It was insurrection
Attacking my section
How dare RNC not be fair?"...

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Putin, Lavrov, Biden, Psaki
  Trump, McConnell, Harris, Pelosi

Zelensky's a fresher face, for now
  We'll get sick of him soon too, and how...

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McConnell was out stabbing backs
When Donald Trump fell off the tracks
400 PER WEEK?
How dare Donald speak -
Have the rich agreed to pay tax?...

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Mitch McConnell just missed the boat
His elephant said - and I quote:
"It seems rather clear
The suckers are here
Giving Amy McGrath the vote!"...

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Mitch McConnell believes in fair play
Just as long as it all goes his way
There is no fact
Mitch can't redact
Or Donald J. Trump will make him pay!...

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McConnell says blacks are not whites
So there's no need for voting rights
They all have the perk
Of going to work
Though a few may need to work nights!...

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Mitch McConnell knows how we feel
Now he's found Climate Change is real
But - with a fist-bump - 
Replied Donald Trump,
"Well, its my JD; we'll appeal!"...

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Whilst Donald Trump was eating his words
Mitch McConnell was training his nerds
To petition God
To give Trump the nod
To split Heaven and Earth into thirds...

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G-ood
O-de
R-ightfully
D-enotes
O-ne
N-oble

M-essage
C-reating
C-omfort
O-nce
N-ice
N-ame
E-mploys
L-iterary
L-ine

Topic: Poet (Gordon McConnell) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Mr. Mitch McConnell 
a Senator back when
Reagan, Mr. Ronald
championed freedom
and liberty's cause...
Now battling a Democrat
McConnell's had to hit pause

Speech no longer free
Thanks Media, BLM, AOC
Mitch bites his tongue
~ A signal to you and me...

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The California GOP
Does not believe in liberty
As sly as foxes
Fake ballot boxes
Swallow each vote maliciously

The Texas GOP decree
People of color need a knee
One travels far
To vote per car
But only when one's white and free!

*"There is no bottom to how low
Trump and McConnell will go
to retain their power"...

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~ Taichung Along with Mitch ~ *


 Rock-ribbed conservative
 Savvy, cautiously combative

    Mitch McConnell his name, of course
    His wife, Elaine Chao, a tour-de-force



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*Taichung is the second most-populous city
in Taiwan, with 2,759,000 residents. Elaine
Chao, Mitch's wife, is Taiwanese-born....

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McConnell's a Kentucky fool
Who thinks Republicans should rule*
But everyone knows
Stupidity shows
Who flunked The Golden Rule in school

*Senate Minority Leader McConnell
agrees with Chinese President Xi Jinping
that government MUST be OF the PARTY
BY the PARTY and FOR the PARTY and 
the only people who warrant concern are
those who fail to toe the Party line!...

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If I was Santa up in the North Pole, many republican stockings would be brimming with coal. President Trump could be gifted a lie detector test, so thousands of rumors could finally rest. I'd arrange for the Italian American Lawyer Association to have Rudy Giuliani apologize to the nation. Mitch McConnell and Mr. Mark Meadows would be sentenced to community service in the ghettos. For Jarred Kushner and Ms. Ivank, I'd gift them a voided check to a Deutch bank....

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Ditch Mitch McConnell, I say,
Make room for new blood today!

He promotes a party schism,
Also, plain obstructionism.

A major fault, I can see,
Not a hoot for Kentucky.

We rank very low in stats,
Mitch tries to wear many hats.

What’s good for U.S. of A.,
Mitch quickly stands in the way.

written January 25, 2022
[Englyn poetry, a Welsh rhyming form, that
praises or criticizes sitting public officials. 
Each line may consist of only seven syllables.]...

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