Short Matilda Poems
Short Matilda Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Matilda by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Matilda by length and keyword.
Dreamstime Down Under
Matilda blew her didgeridoo
With wallabies hopping two by two
Some dingoes dropped by
To eat Shepherd's pie
Then off they went with a kangaroo....
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Categories:
matilda, adventure, animal, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Limerick
Arms As Long As a Gorilla
There once was a lady named Matilda
With arms as long as a gorilla
When she hugged you tight
It took all your might
To breathe, your face buried in her chinchillas...
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Categories:
matilda, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Arms As Long As a Gorilla
There once was a lady named Matilda
With arms as long as a gorilla
When she hugged you tight
It took all your might
To breathe, your face buried in her chinchillas...
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Categories:
matilda, fun,
Form:
Limerick
His Wee Chummy
In a far away land of milk and honey
Lived a gentleman who was loaded with money
Had everything
But had lost his zing
Till Matilda came along and touched his wee chummy...
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Categories:
matilda, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
His Wee Chummy
In a far away land of milk and honey
Lived a gentleman who was loaded with money
Had everything
But had lost his zing
Till Matilda came along and touched his wee chummy...
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Categories:
matilda, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Known For Brutality
Once knew this nasty lady named Matilda
Her features resembled that of a gorilla
Not a nice personality
Was known for brutality
Pushed li'l old ladies down just for the thrilla...
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Categories:
matilda, fun,
Form:
Limerick
His Wee Chummy
In a far away land of milk and honey
Lived a gentleman who was loaded with money
Had everything
But lost his zing
Till Matilda came along and touched his wee chummy
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
matilda, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
No Other Love
Matilda my sweet, I love you dearly
There's no other love, it's really quite clearly
You're number one
Overwhelmed by the fun
I pop my cork every day you're near me
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
matilda, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Arms As Long As a Gorilla's
There once was a lady named Matilda
With arms as long as a gorilla's
When she hugged you tight
It took all your might
To breathe, your face buried in her chinchillas
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
matilda, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Known For Brutality
Knew a nasty lady named Matilda
Her features resembled that of a gorilla
Not a nice personality
Was known for brutality
Pushed li'l old ladies down just for the thrilla
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
matilda, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Matilda Vampire
Good Evening Matilda
We meet under Silver Moonlight
Show me your neck Vampires
Or are you rather a Cider soaked skeleton
Walking dead white ghost
On the road to the shops
To injest more wrinkles
Into oblivion...
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Categories:
matilda, abuse,
Form:
Free verse
Matilda Our Cat
Have many opinions about this and that
Sometimes I share them with Matilda our cat
She tells me which path
To take when I ask
“No climbing trees though, you might break your back”
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
matilda, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Dreamland
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Dreamland
More milk and honey
how many angels can dance
waltzing matilda
GINSU - KNIFE EASTPORT , MAINE USA...
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Categories:
matilda, allegory, allusion, angel, appreciation,
Form:
Haiku
Brunhilde Redux
Brunhilde, Brunhilde
Alas, where’s Matilda?
You killed, yes you killed a
Sweet waltzer with grace.
Brunhilde, Brunhilde
Foretold, now fulfilled,
A billabong’s filled,
A poor girl’s in that place.
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H/T to Maurice Rigoler's Brunhilde...
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Categories:
matilda, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
A Mai- Tai Tale
Too many Mai Tais, zany Matilda, drank!
Whoops, she hit the sea-wall and arrested for
being tanked!
A big flirt was she, and the Officer fell.
Now a huge wedding is planned, do tell!
12/2/2020
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Categories:
matilda, humor,
Form:
Couplet
Lucky Kids
Learning Waltzing Matilda, I instantly knew
Australia was the place for me
I'd live like a swagman with my pet kangaroo
and play under the shade of a Coolibah tree
It was Christmas there in the summer—Cool!
So, I'd greet Santa surfing into the bay
and kids never had to go to school
I'd just swim and play baseball all day!
What am I doing here at seven?
when lucky kids live in an Australian heaven?
1/23/22...
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Categories:
matilda, character, growing up, happy,
Form:
Lento