Short Mad Cow Disease Poems
Short Mad Cow Disease Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mad Cow Disease by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mad Cow Disease by length and keyword.
Senryu Out To Pasture
mad cow disease
the cows so relieved
to be penguins...
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Categories:
mad cow disease, animal, confusion, sick,
Form:
Senryu
Mad Cow Expertise
Mad cow disease is my expertise,
and I dine on fine wine, quince and cheese.
In my august wisdom,
what I sure think is dumb,
is to spit without checking the breeze....
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Categories:
mad cow disease, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Medical Miracles
MEDICAL MIRACLES
What happened to mad cow disease?
And bird flu from Thailand? I ask myself.
Legionnaire’s disease? Minimata? E - coli ?
Did they succumb to medical expertise?
Or just disappear from the current-panic shelf?
Will you survive the next wave? Will I ?...
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Categories:
mad cow disease, health,
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Rhyme
Mad Cow Disease
One cow said to the other, visually worried,
"This mad cow disease is really very scary.
It's spreading fast through out the dairy industry.
An entire herd had to be put down recently
because they all started going crazy.
I wonder when this disease will get to us."
"I wouldn't worry," said the other cow, "it doesn't effect us ducks."...
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Categories:
mad cow disease, animals
Form:
Rhyme
Said the Guru - Saying: 181
Said the Guru - Saying: 181
Don’t drizzle on me because
you definitely don’t want me to drizzle on you.
I have syphilis, aids and mutating mad cow disease.
Are you sure you want some?
Then wear a darn mask.
©Al Juman- The said Poet
Scripture(do onto others what you would want done to you}
Explained -do not do unto others what you would not want done to you...
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Categories:
mad cow disease, 12th grade, bible, black african american, islamic,
Form:
Free verse
Mad Cow
In France a cow's called a vache
A crass bovine who's moo is so brash
Some are infected by mad cow disease
They give sour milk, making rancid cheese
I know what will be a cow's fate
One day soon she'll be on my plate
I will not miss its whiney mooing
Or cow pats in fields from its poohing
Inspired by but not for Animal Nonsense Contest
08-18-17...
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Categories:
mad cow disease, animal, food,
Form:
Rhyme
I Love This Barbeque Stuff
I love this barbeque stuff, the little piggy said.
His father rolled his sow eyes back into his head.
You know those are porch chops he whispered with ease.
Let me ask you, have you ever heard of mad cow disease?
No said the piggy, but these are honey flavored, Dad.
This is the best meal that you, mom or I have ever had.
You’re a cannibal son, his father said. Nothing to brag about.
Then he grabbed up his son’s full plate and he tossed it right out....
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Categories:
mad cow disease, animal, humor,
Form:
Quatrain