Short Liquor Poems
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I saw a photo on flickr
Inviting the lads to liquor
Of course they could come
And ad libitum
Or go to gaol if they dicker!
If candy is dandy, and liquor is quicker.
As both ends of the lesson.
Then what's all that stuff, in the middle?
Next Question.
flowers in her hair
music on the wind
feelings on my shoulders
liquor on my breath
the words I speak
you could hear a pin drop
Tea kettle whistles;
As the life evaporates,
The brew soothes the soul.
In Loving Memory of Granny Pearl's Heavenly Homecoming
The widow of Codswallop House
Was observed not wearing a blouse
It seems our vicar
Succumbed to liquor
And pretended to be her spouse
Old Man Bianco his vocal voice
stripped of all it’s octave choice
creaked and crowed in age and vice
“Liquor, tobacco, you pay the price!”
A girl who drank too much liquor
Was accosted by Les Dicker
She sighed, "I'm so glad
That you'll be its dad
As Sam was quite a bit quicker!"
Wish
I made a wish for
Elmwood Airport hangers to
store official notification of
facts, and, to
store liquor with a
raw egg base.
There once was a fellow like me
Designed to make love happily
But there was a vicar
Who said, "You can't liquor
Until you can grow a goatee!"
My doctor’s warning is dour I say,
soon I could be lowered in clay,
so fat, sugar and salt,
hard liquor must halt -
I went to his funeral today.
Ugly yellow sly cat sits on a roof
After sipping liquor sixty proof
we went on inside
So she could just hide
She disappeared instantly in a poof
From dusk to dawn they'd bicker
Their words were strong with liquor
They met their death from whiskey breath
Who knew that'd kill em' quicker
liquor of love
quench my desire
put out this fire
banquets of gifts
shower my soul
so all behold
feasts of fruit
grow in me-
garlanding Thee
An Irishman from North Dakota
Of liquor had more than his quota.
His wronged wife who was mad
Said that he should be glad
He had blanket in his Toyota.
Liquor is a friend
that becomes an enemy in the morn
Liquor is a friend
that helps satisfy you
and lets you utter "I'm not gonna drink anymore."
a cocky young shooter called Bill
believed no one could rival his skill
alas it was liquor
that proved to be quicker
as they loaded him off to boot hill.
The midnight warning of Paul Revere:
"Liquor up front, poker in the rear!
The British are coming
To do their own plumbing
So ensure you leave a souvenir!"
hogwash
that’s baloney
I don’t believe you
hogwash
kitchen slop for pigs
trash
hogwash
cheap liquor
inferior writing
one word
variety of meanings
Oktoberfest means barrels of beer
So the Kavanaughs came for some here
The girls waited in line
Underneath that big sign,
"Liquor up front, Poker in the rear"
Saint Michael loved the Milky Way
And thought he would skip Judgment Day
He yearned for a Snicker
The Devil heard, "liquor"
Now you know why prey always pray!
No amount of liquor will
Drown my sorrow
No amount of pain killers
Will ever numb the pain
And no matter how much I smoke
I'll never forget the memories.
Today's man,
Drinks liquor
as fish water,
Has vile language
enough to peel
wallpapers
off a wall;
And the moral of
a stray alley cat,
The man adoring
man.
A loathsome lecher lurks along the long,
Lightless ledge, looking to lure a lost lamb
To lewd license, liquor, and lowlife lurch—
To the lesser lying league and layer.
Oh Mum, was it just too much liquor?'
He added, 'I'm not here to bicker -
and although I don't care,
in the photos i'm there
at your wedding...in fact, I'm the vicar!'
by Wayne Wysocki
A fellow who fractured his hip
Learned a valuable tip
If liquor you drink
At the ice skating rink
You're probably going to slip.