Short Lib Poems

Eve after Adam 
From the seventh rib
Gods' own design
Before womans' lib...

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Every time we meet
my heart skips a beat
It must be love
Oh no! I can't tell a lie, I can't ad-lib
It's only my atrial fib...

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Some men are against Women's Lib
So the FBI told a fib
If men aren't on top
They can't get the drop
On curves from an Insolent Rib...

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If I was liberal I would respect your opinion
if I was democrat I would respect a referendum

I do both these
I am not Liberal Democrat...

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arbitary 
    random
spontaneity

   .casual
thougjts
said
   aloud
      improvisatoions
impulses
    ad-lib
at
 a
   whim


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There once was a Donald named Trump 
whom the lib(e)rals considered a chump, 
a grump and a sump, 
a gump and a dump — 
with a noggin as plump as his rump....

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Trump or Biden hell no !
Hail ,the old system is dead !
Nothing more to say


US needs new way
To survive the future I say
Multiparty ok


Choose Green Party,yay
The Lib. Party great hurray 
You agree I say...

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aka  "Liquor up front
                Poker in the rear" 

Poker fuelled the Las Vegas scene
With slot machines and dealers mean
Then Women's Lib came
And altered Hoyle's game
"A King NEVER outranks a Queen!"...

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Archie Bunker the bigot so grumpy
In old armchair sat crusty and lumpy
Dirty dreary life
Mistreating his wife
Women's lib went quick feisty from frumpy



AP: 3rd place 2022

Submitted on February 4, 2019 for contest LIMERICK 4 sponsored by JOSEPH MAY  -  RANKED 3RD...

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The Woes of a Househusband

There once was a rich attorney named Joyce.
She fought for women's lib with a strong voice.
Her husband raised their baby.
And cleaned their house like crazy.
As she approached the bar, he lost his choice.

© August 26, 2010
Dane Smith-Johnsen...

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Mrs. May, I’ve no reason to thank her,
that Corbyn bloke’s a total wanker,
Dreams I will now shatter,
The Lib Dems just don’t matter, 
And as for the rest 
They’re just a protest.

So with a lack of selection, 
In the General Election,
I’ll assign the dice and go with luck
Cus BREXIT made me not give a duck!...

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Just like your aorta
Carries blood,
Well It really sort'a ought'a
Or the shoes you bought,
Are sort'a tight,
Soon blisters will ignite,
Sort'a painful it just might,
Keep you up all night,
And when the mouse
dashes across the floor,
And you sort'a run for 
the door,
And your ad-lib scat singing
Sort'a thought was scatology
Maybe we ought'a sort'a sort'a...

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Listen to poem:

The oomph and zing of extra spin
adds razzmatazz to shot akin
to the standing ovation din
a hole in one gets for a win.

The cream screams to the top.

The razzle and dazzle of dance 
shake, rattle and roll of romance 
is enhanced by the oddball prance
of a jitterbug jive freelance.

Bebop is king of pop.

Jazz embodies the extra dash
of syncopated mish and mash
adding gems of splish, splosh and splash
improvisation in a flash.

Flip-flop until you stop....

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When confronted with a panic or fright,
We think - OH NO! FIGHT or FLIGHT!
But we're deficient in counting the signs,
Given such politically charged times.

There are two other responses besides these,
Most commonly... scared people will FREEZE!
But whether you're a neocon or a lib,
The fourth is the safest - just FIB!

Wow! you thought it couldn't get stranger,
Totally fake bravado Trump's danger.
All those deferments will carry a cost,
As we mourn for those we have lost....

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So you really think it’s better now
Free to learn and earn
What was missed  in all the scuffle
Can you really count the cost
Seems to me that all I worked for 
Way back  in the day  is lost
Coz it really wasn’t money
That made me work so much
‘T was a house and spouse and  children
But t’ day I’m out o’ touch
Coz it really doesn’t  matter
Who earns the right t’ pay
The Nanny and the granny
Who raise the kids t’ day
Double earning raised the bar so high
There’s just no other way...

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