Short Lewinsky Poems
Short Lewinsky Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Lewinsky by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Lewinsky by length and keyword.
--Clerihew--
Monica Lewinsky
her under the table act was very risky
must be an expert and swift
to claim that Presidential gift....
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Categories:
lewinsky, dedication,
Form:
Clerihew
Sex Sells, War Is Hell
Soon it will be 2023
What will we remember from '22
Will we remember Volodymyr Zelenskyy
~ longer than Monica Lewinsky...
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Categories:
lewinsky, celebrity, new year, remember,
Form:
Epigram
Bill Clinton
William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!
05~29~15...
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Categories:
lewinsky, humorous, political, power,
Form:
Clerihew
What Did He Do
From President Bill Clinton
With his balancing of the budget
Monica Lewinsky in chiffon
Both doing what they’ll regret
Entrant into Gwendolen Rix's "Chastushka Form-Russian Poetry" contest
2/8/2012...
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Categories:
lewinsky, life, political,
Form:
Chastushka
Clinton and Lewinsky - Bawdy
Bill Clinton, president
was seldom hesitant,
'It's not adultery,' he said,
'if somebody is "giving you head."'
Monica Lewinsky and dress
are famous for a yucky mess;
when DNA proved Clinton a liar,
he wished he'd shot a little higher...
for Carolyn's Clerihew contest
Will catch up on comments later, guys...
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Categories:
lewinsky, lost love,
Form:
Clerihew
Bill and Monica - to Stain or Abstain
I did not have sexual relations I swore
but my mouth organ she was just askin’ for.
No one played like Monica
and she loved a good cigar
but now she won’t blow my nut sax anymore!
All my interns played it for me I confess
and with me pass an act of sexual congress.
That woman, Miss Lewinsky,
sure stained my Presidency
but Holy BJ, I sure stained her blue dress!
Written: July 2016...
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Categories:
lewinsky, fun, humorous, political,
Form:
Limerick