Short Let Off Poems

When I'm all alone 
with nobody in earshot,
I let off a fart!...

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this  was there day
where the play
let off steam
and vae there dreams
SOME WEARS
WIGGS
THE
BOYS ON THE BRIGGS...

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this i won't to mention
let off some ttention
the suff is white
do it at night
under the moon light
jump and run
SNOW BALL FIGHT IS FUN...

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you won't it out 
know doudt
its not a dream
to let off steam
if fun your appeel
at year end
llet your mind blend
don't be fool
BEHIND THE WHEEL...

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Making sense of a horrid smell
I want to let off a loud yell
Cause its very bad
Her foot, just a tad
Stepped into the dog’s poop, oh well

Russell Sivey...

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There was a girl on the Isle of Man
Freezing her buttocks off in the can
There was no one to care
If she let off hot air
So toasting toes are now, "Owed to Jan"!...

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it was a party
we got started
to let off steam
this wasn't a dream
its was cool
we listen to the blues
thats music we choose
inthis kind of weather
the
COED WORKER GET TOGETHER...

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Route 66ish No 18

In Denver a waitress supreme,
Always proffered her scones dipped in cream,
She would wriggle her hips,
So she got lots of tips,
While the menfolk all let off some steam!!...

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Grounded by emotions is the messenger.

Witnesses kiss teeth and let off sighs.

A child asked her mother "Why did the angel fall from the sky?"

She replied, It's heart was too heavy to fly....

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Oh you lucky dog 
aren't you glad you're not a frog 
as easy as it may seem 
you just lift a leg and let off some steam 
instead of jumping on a log 
like a frog 
you just prance around the yard like a deer 
playing with your toys with no fear...

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A ghoul with an axe took a swing at me
I couldn’t move I was tied to a tree
Sweating profusely I let off a scream
Then woke with a jolt ‘twas only a dream.





Written 24.03.2019

For writing challenge 5, March 2019
Four lines poetry contest.

Sponsored by Dear Heart....

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Something like bliss
I love this part
that sweet first kiss
was Cupid's dart...

Something like a dream
yet the pain is real
we let off steam
its no big deal...

something is a miss
I hate this part
that first thrown fist
made me smart...

Something is gone
the pain still here
lay awake until dawn
and shed my last tear......

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Today's Mother's Day  Cafe closed, I scream.
Going bonkers place to place wheelchair bound.
To irked to do whatnot I let off steam ,
Saturday, same crap. I wheelchair around.
Last week Cafe closed 3 days,no daydream.
Ice water and popcorn ,diet not sound
Times like this I do not know what to do
I feel put off on I surely feel screwed....

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Rage is Like a Boiling Tea Kettle
Written: by Tom Wright
8-4-2016

When I allow others to press my button,
And trigger any anger that lies within.
They own me in a manner of speaking,
And I’m often left with hidden chagrin.

I know it’s always best to keep my cool,
It behooves me to keep anger subdued.
 But seems I always need to let off steam,
And again I need work on my attitude.
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I saw Sammy snail leave his silvery trail
it shone brightly on our  garden path
I picked him up and put him in my pink pail
then I dropped him in my mummy’s bath! 

Mummy let out a terrible scream
when she saw him in the bath water
She started to shout, she sure let off steam
then declared I’m a terrible daughter!

A funny poem for a 7 year old Contest
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw

31st January 2018...

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I was talking similar to a baby
my feelings I did show
bringing out my inner child
a gasket he did blow

He wasn't all that glad
exaggeration flew
out of his mouth as if he was mad
he did this thing on cue

It made me laugh which is fine
I had to let off steam
though the anger was not mine
it was just a dream

I woke up and I told myself
do not worry for to be
an infant that the night tells
you're awake in actuality...

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The acoustic hallows,

stark face follows...
    
The guns show line's in the time's,

as drifty as sand and wines...
     
The larkspur gives them grows,
     
the English meter mows,
     
we don't show,
anything we want to know-
     
time to create plaster now,

let off on a few rafters,
     
dynamic and enigmatic...
     
It is so hardly sparse,
     
it's waiting on the cart,
     
it's everybody to dart!...

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I'm Heaven bound
I'm heaven bound after visiting hell
I have been to hell and did see him.
In his suit of red.
I watched the fire and did not burn.
I just told him I'm heaven bound now.
I'm not coming back. The visit was not all that great.
The heat made my feet stink.
God will show me the way so now I'm heaven bound.
A glass of water on the way so I can let off a little steam.
I'm heaven bound after visiting hell.And that is no thrill....

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In the crazy canteen,
people threw plates
and let off steam...
The real canteen was somewhere else.

That one was an oasis of calm,
and people ate from plates quietly.
It was a place to talk to the boss
and hint at maybe, rises.

But in the crazy canteen
the bosses did not go...
It was just for workers evidently,
throwing knives and forks.




5/19/2015


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There lived a man and his wife 
Who buzzed like bees in a hive
The tension between them was rife
They stung each other with knives
They somehow survived these fights
It got worse when they turned on the lights
She was never a good looker
But was keen on her lips to have a pucker
After botox and filler she resembled a gorilla
His reaction he mouthed to her was mean
Shouting and yelling he let off steam
And exploded like a pressure cooker!

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