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A Funny Poem For a 7 Year Old

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I saw Sammy snail leave his silvery trail it shone brightly on our garden path I picked him up and put him in my pink pail then I dropped him in my mummy’s bath! Mummy let out a terrible scream when she saw him in the bath water She started to shout, she sure let off steam then declared I’m a terrible daughter! A funny poem for a 7 year old Contest Sponsored by Kevin Shaw 31st January 2018

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Alexis Y.

Date: 2/13/2018 7:23:00 PM

Hi Jan, I don't know how I missed such a "fun" write. I always enjoy your humorous writes . Congratulations on your win:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 2/14/2018 7:16:00 AM

Thanks Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 2/13/2018 1:32:00 PM

Fantastic write , Jan, congratulations on your win! Aet

Jan Allison
Date: 2/13/2018 2:45:00 PM

Thanks so much Eve:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/13/2018 4:24:00 AM

Another well deserved win Jan. Regards Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 2/13/2018 10:04:00 AM

I think its the first time I've placed in one of kevin's contests so I'm glad to be on the list:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 2/13/2018 3:24:00 AM

Congrats on your win Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 2/13/2018 10:04:00 AM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Gary Smith

Date: 2/12/2018 6:19:00 PM

Great fun Jan, congrats :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/13/2018 10:04:00 AM

Thanks Gary:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/12/2018 6:10:00 PM

A fun write! Congrats, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2018 6:13:00 PM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 2/12/2018 6:02:00 PM

Back with well deserved congrats, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2018 6:03:00 PM

Thanks Line:-) hugs jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 2/2/2018 9:12:00 AM

Those slimy snails, I too would have screamed, ha ha, nice one, Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2018 9:40:00 AM

Pure fiction (I hope it never happens to anyone lol) :-) hugs jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 2/1/2018 9:40:00 AM

I notice you didn't put "fictional write" on this one:-) Huggadoodles ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2018 12:31:00 PM

ha ha ha John I am admitting to nothing!!! :-0 hugs jan xx

Roy Pett

Date: 2/1/2018 6:04:00 AM

This is so funny and so well written Jan, G L in contest, this must be what Kevin is looking for. :))

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2018 6:12:00 AM

I don't think I've placed in his contests so I just write and hope Roy:-) hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 1/31/2018 10:11:00 PM

Well done, Jan. Very delightful and funny.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2018 4:02:00 AM

I bet 'mummy' wouldn't be happy if it happened for real lol:-) hugs Jan x

Mick Talbot

Date: 1/31/2018 7:39:00 PM

Brilliant, wish it well in the contest, hugs... Mick

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2018 4:01:00 AM

Thanks Mick I had fun writing for the contest:-) hugs jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 1/31/2018 6:21:00 PM

Oh this was fun, Jan. I have no idea for this, but I hope one comes - I'd love to write for this contest.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 6:24:00 PM

I enter fewer and fewer contests Agnes... if the muse is not willing I never force her to write I just hope I get inspired and come up with something in time:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/31/2018 5:56:00 PM

SO Cute, Jan. I have an idea and need to hurry and try to improve on it. Good luck in the contest. This is the type of contest I would like to see all those following the rules get a win!!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 5:59:00 PM

Your comment made me smile for so many reasons, good luck to us both!!! lol:-) hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/31/2018 4:41:00 PM

I loved it Jan! Kids do things like that never realizing how it would shock. I think he will like it a lot. : )

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 4:49:00 PM

I don't think I've placed n one of his contests so I do hope he likes it Connie:-) having worked with children I know its the type of thing they do!:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 1/31/2018 1:28:00 PM

Lol, great Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 1:59:00 PM

Thanks Tim I wonder if the sponsor will like this one!:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/31/2018 1:27:00 PM

- Wish I was 7 years :))) - Anyway ... a lovely humor for the one who is 7+ :) - Luck in the contest, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 1:58:00 PM

I will get hate mail if any kids try it lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/31/2018 1:24:00 PM

'Just right,' Jan! (Just like in "Goldilocks"): Nice light feathery touch. Can't wait to show my seven-year-old friends! Warm wishes, Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 1:55:00 PM

Maybe i should give out a warning with the poem ... don't try this at home kids lol:-) hugs jan x

FJ Thomas

Date: 1/31/2018 12:59:00 PM

Lol crazy woman! I tried but you know I suck at funny lol.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 1:54:00 PM

Lol Shadow I've had several first places recently and am delighted my humour is appreciated I just try to make folks smile:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 1/31/2018 11:27:00 AM

This is hilarious! My cousin once put a toad in his mom's lap. She was not pleased.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 11:34:00 AM

ha ha ha Dale you should write about that kids would find it funny!:-) I am glad you said it was hilarious - I only every categorise my poems as 'humourous' never hilarious hugs:-) jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 1/31/2018 10:13:00 AM

...Jan,I once brought home a pocketful of salamanders......mom was not happy.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/31/2018 10:51:00 AM

lol John I used to dig up worms that was about the worst thing I used to put in my bucket lol:-0 hugs Jan