Short Large Number Poems

circumlocution
noun ser-kum-loh-KYOO-shun 
1 : the use of an unnecessarily large number of words to express an idea
2 : evasion in speech...

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Walmart's single most popular item is bananas
Noticed a large number of buyers have real hairy asses
Is there a correlation
That causes vibrations
Actually, when I pass trees, I emote happy gasses...

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These midgit's live in a big castle.
Where getting around's a big hassle.
They looked for a way.
So that they could stay.
But the steps, too much of a passel*.

* Passel : large number or amount.

P. C. P. S. No offense intended with the use of the word midgit's. Peace. :)...

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Trump Cashes In Again

Trump cashes in again on backlashes,
While many people he always trashes,
Since a tyke,
No one did like;
Orange shower is color of eye lashes.

Jim Horn



a strong and adverse reaction by a large number of people, 
especially to a social or political development....

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Loud,strong and audible from far,
His voice is of a professor
Who had taught a large number,
And it belongs to my father.

The voice that once narrated stories
To put me to sleep all night.
The noise that now awakens 
And brings me to daylight.

The tone of love that cares for me,
The one that prays for my welfare,
Making me feel safe and secure
And which I wish to hear forever....

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Who did this to you
Who wounded you this bad
Who casted a stone on you
And left your story sad

They came in large number
Singing the same song
The song of death and danger
With a hungry eager tongue

I heard you stole a meat
Yet no meat was found on you
How brutally the demons beat
an innocent angel like you

They have casted their stones
Committed their jungle justice
For I must cast my own
Seeking my Jerry's justice...

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