Short Kim Poems
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Kim was laying in bed
Her body all itchy and red
Covered in pimples
Where there used to be dimples
Poor woman, that's something I'd dread
vivid is the reflection
of my self-infection
dusted and crusted
pathetic and rusted
sole and heart
we are now apart
forever, never
more
Kim Basinger
To ballet classes, her mother would bring her
Agoraphobia grounded her for a while
But she posed for Playboy with a smile
Donald Trump wants a standing salute
To the flag and for being so cute
But Kim Jong-Un
Showed him the Moon
And told Trump to go play his flute.
Trump faced off with Kim Jong-Un
Who cut Trump way down to size
Fox News and Trump compared their notes
And found that the rest of the world tells lies!
A TYBURN COMMENT
~~~~~~~~
funny,
smiley,
happy,
jokey,
a funny Tyburn makes me smiley,
so happy to read a jokey one!
Here’s a side to Kim you must know:
After guys she goes with gusto.
Without reason or rhyme
She’ll give out a good time,
Just overlook her small bust, though.
A good friend to us all is our Kim,
Who wears bikinis when off for a swim,
Of course we all dig her,
With her gorgeous figure...
But it’s Jim that Kim is keeping trim.
She used to send me photos
of that sort good women send
to distant, cared for men of theirs
to remind them of the things they miss
and to help them to pretend.
A clever cookie and a good looky,
But certainly not a poetry rooky,
She always enjoys writing some,
Then stretching out in the Philippine sun,
Let's hope she never plays hooky.
My life as a woman is not defined by being married,
Nor is it defined by me being a wife.
I hope that I’m remembered long after I’m dead and buried
And for WHO I was and HOW I lived my life.
There's sure a lot of sweeties living amongst us
Kimmie is one, her charms make me gush
She lives far away
But we talk every day
One could say it's a long distance crush
© Jack Ellison 2015
Cabbage is pickled in a glass jar with plenty of red pepper.
Buried underground, it lies undisturbed as it ferments away.
It takes several months of aging before what we have is Korean “kim-chee“.
Kim Kardashian is a beaut, but we all know that she can be a sloot.
She was with Ray J for his dime, now their affair has ended up online.
She looks a bit like her Mom but in her prime.
Sorry Kris, it's past your time.
Put This Puppy To Bed
Kim Jung-Un of North Korea's shame
Tinkers with missiles in his grim game
Whatsoever in his head
Can he just put it to bed
So that earth doesn't wake up aflame
9/15/17
9,9,7,7,9
A LADY NAMED KIM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have you heard of a lady named Kim
Most limerick she'll write on a whim
She can tell a good story
which can be quite gory
I'm guessing black humour's her thing
Kim please stop
please feel your heart beating
Look at the bleeding
under your skin
look at the lack
of your water
look at the thing about your waist
look at your lack of color
kim, look at your waste
by kimmy holmes
Climate Change is just fake news
Donald Trump has told us so
And if you don't believe him
FOX News is the place to go
Don't fret about the climate
"Resurrection" is Coming Soon
And if that does not happen
You can count on Kim Jong Un!
“Planet” of the distant
past, now considered too
petite for the title.
Pray, don’t you despair now.
Pirouette though pitch void,
pretty as always, for
perhaps our minds will change.
4/11/2021. Written for Kim Merryman's "Pleiades P" contest. 1st prize.
Waterboarding
The NFL
Will help Trump sleep
Extremely well
The NRA
Will make amends
When Dick Cheney
Can shoot more friends
The GOP
Has set some goals
For Kim Jong-Un
To fix the Polls
The USA
May be a mess
But that would be
Trump's second guess.
she said, she said
if you're ever on the southside
I give the best head
I don't know where I'm going
are you staying in this crummy pad?
I can work it with the best of them
hank is my best friend
maybe I will see you again
maybe I won't
gotta go see the man
Form:
Mr. Kanye West
Is outspoken at best
Says what's on his mind
Most of the things are not kind
Her name is Kim Kay
She's a beauty and Mrs. Kanye
Kim is a famous reality star
That fact alone is quite bizarre
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1-11-19
Gun donence ipek iprisim
Emegim isledigim umidim
Gelecegim nar bebelerim
Sel ve heyelan kul umidim
Kurdugum ev dere yataginda
Kurdugum ev yamacda
Aldi goturdu sel tel tel
Isledigigim ipek ruyayi
Koptu canimdan ipek iprisim
Gun donence isledigim
Toprak kaydi kayboldum
Bunun suclusu kim
Form:
A Devil's ad
How do we tell
If Earth's about
To go to hell?
Two leaders, dim
Twice immature
Consider carnage
Cogent cure
If in the midst
Of dueling ids
Cans get kicked
While blowing lids
That final conflict
Fools will fend
Reaping us ALL
Our dusty ...
END.
Kim Patrice Nunez
Had one advantage
She could laugh
Without gaffe
In modern stone age
Dedicated to my lovely friend Kim Patrice Nunez
7th February, 2015