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Short Kick The Bucket Poems

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Kick the Bucket
Kick The Bucket 

Olive juice.............

I have no friends to tell,
I'm a vulture in the bucket,
A bucket of KFC all for me.
Life well lived!
Until I wrote down my bucket list.



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Categories: kick the bucket, adventure,
Form: Free verse

If you’re poor and have spent your last ducat, you might end it by kicking the bucket. But bereft of all hope, should you hang from a rope? I say buckets and ropes can go suck it.

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Categories: kick the bucket, humorous, suicide,
Form: Limerick
Rock and thorns
To be strong fall on a rock
Rise up, ignore the bruises

To be strong step on thorns
Jump up and run away fast

To be strong, kick the bucket
Stand up and walk away in joy

To be strong, weep not, you man
Flash anger with tickling laughter

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Categories: kick the bucket, irony, power,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member If I Can't Die While Making Love
If I can’t die while making love
I want my last breath taken in the hot tub
If I can’t pass on in love’s embrace
I want to meet my maker with steam on my face

If I can’t perish with you on top
I want the hot water bubbling when my heart stops
If I can’t kick the bucket while fool’n around
I want the Jacuzzi humming to be my last sound

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Categories: kick the bucket, death, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Miss Piggy’s a world famous Muppet (Some people think she’s just a puppet) When she flutters her eyes Many cute handsome guys Are star struck and some kick the bucket! When Piggy went on a blind date Her suitor she had to berate He made a mistake And ordered pork steak No porcine is found near her plate! 8/21/18

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Categories: kick the bucket, celebrity, food, fun, humorous, relationship,
Form: Limerick

plastic little ponies
The horse is dead but the parade is live and well
Kick the bucket an romance the smell
Hook,line ,sinker the blinkers busted 
Jesus saves the flavor
Is the craver to be trusted 
Money, pleasure along with plastic little ponies 
The evening seduces as grapes crush the holy 
Not acting normal is starting to effect 
Broken heart`s are bleeding broken from the wreck
Years wasted spent drowning me in dares 
Plastic little ponies are the only ones whom care...

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Categories: kick the bucket, confusion, culture, horse, lust,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member One Check So Far
My list is insanely insane right now.
I started it a few minutes ago.
It took off as if it had a life of its own.
A bucket list of sorts.
Except for one thing.
I never intend to kick the bucket.
I intend to go out screaming and kicking though.

Bungee jumping
White water rafting
Visiting the Mayan Ruins
Traveling to Egypt without running into any enemies
Growing new teeth
Forgiving myself for all of my faults
Writing a list poem.  Check.

One check.
So far, pretty good.


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Categories: kick the bucket, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: List