Short Kent Poems
Short Kent Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Kent by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Kent by length and keyword.
once an old girl from old kent
dreaming ten years in a tent
awoke to find
out of her mind
shes ten years behind in rent.
I drove my car to the market
But there was no space to park it
I saw an hearse
Go in reverse
But squelched the urge to Clark Kent it
OK there was a lawyer from Kent
Who was known for been bent
He’d take a bride
And would not hide
The money made him feel gay as he spent.
The wife was just lying their stark
As a young lad puffed on a Lark
Without his pants
It took one glance
To see that her Kent was no Clark!
lokt dikshuneri
kipin eet, kees laustt
diss iys hardd
lokt mynd
kent tingk
wer diyd mye
spelink en mynd gaw?
awt da weendoe
nid napp baad
He got a dexter bull for hire at Kent,
And served him with a letter of intent;
That he stopped on a dime,
And asked for overtime,
He made a bad bull of the assignment.
There was a young fellow from Kent
Who owed several months of back rent
The landlord yelled "Buster,
The cash you must muster!"
Or you'll find yourself asleep in a tent
hippie movement
wasn't government
authorities were shoved
replaced by being loved
Vietnam Kent State
started all the hate
those days are long gone
my long hair days done
by Wayne Wysocki
There once was a banker from Kent
Whose life was fanatically bent
On saving each quid
Like no other did
And moaning with each pound he spent
This time for sure, Jimmy Olson, intent
To find out the secret of one Clark Kent --
He'd locked the phone booth
What a super-sleuth! --
Too bad: Top was wide open as a tent
K-ind
E-xpression's
N-atal
T-heme
E-mploys
S-tatement
T-o
E-ndorse
B-irthday's
A-nnual
N-ote
Topic: Birthday of Kent Esteban (February 14)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
there was a daring young rake named Kent
who spent much time with a married woman from Trent
till it was said
they were caught in her bed
and the husband in his head put a dent
K-eep
E-ncouraging
N-ew
T-hinkers
E-agerly
S-haring
T-he
E-xceptional
B-rilliance
A-nd
N-obility
Topic: Birthday of Kent Esteban (February 10)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Sometimes i touch
with shadow softness
c/u/t/ with diamond lazier
could Kent beat super
wander the wonder as woman wanders her wonders
Mystiquely storming
Val and Kerri flying beside
I knew a man from Kent, so did I
Hiding a bomb in his pants he did try
One day while in Dover
He tripped and fell over
And was last seen kissing his own ass goodbye
Out On A Date
Clark Kent went out on an extended date
found out he initially couldn't wait
Lois left in a big huff
because he was to ruff
Son of Superman was eatin his bait.
04/13/2016
there was a daring young rake named Kent
who spent much time with a married woman from Trent
till it was said
they were caught in her bed
and the husband in his head put a dent
Metropolis didn't have any more phone booths which wasn't fair,
Clark Kent now having to change out in the open air,
one day while he was changing,
elderly ladies started fainting,
thinking he was some stripper from Chippendales.
There once was a poor man from Kent
So many "ladies" used his coin when He spent
Though not in the way of a true mans intent
more like the speed of the seed that He sent
So quickly He came to a concluding dismay
it was barely a coital event
My love to be once said to me
And she but a maiden from Kent
Nor will I wed or will I bed
So I packed my bags and I went
As twilight neared I ever feared
That my seed would never be sown
Long in my bed and still unwed
So now I'm a man on my own
Listen to poem:
Soldiers were marching
down the Old Kent Road,
and Prince William
was saying me instead of I.
Was there a good choice of news
when they gave us William?
"Me and Catherine were there,
were there in the Old Kent Road",
but we did not believe him.
We saw soldiers.
8/27/2016
Tunbridge Wells a town in Kent
Traffics woe on residends '
Takes away is the only logic
Council offices in payment frolic
Causing motorists to vent '
Vacant shops abd stagnant flow
Traffic bottlenecked no go '
Monson to mt pleaasnt back
Green as cabbage, sense a lack
Sad to note that, such is so.'
My clock ran away taking the time
There was no warning, just up and went.
I’d give a nickel, maybe a dime.
To keep track of the weeks I’ve spent
Feeling curiously bamboozled and stymied
By that traitorous clock sorely bent
If you see her, her face is yellow limed.
Tell her good-bye, I have moved to Kent.
Remember when you first kissed me -- in Spain
Why'd you have to put me through all that -- pain
You led me to believe
Now I just sit and grieve
Superman has swept you away -- Miss Lane
February 06, 2020
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A lubricious lady from Kent
one night to a nightclub she went;
there, she spied a young guy
thought she'd give it a try;
turned out, given that up for Lent!
So she lingered around at the bar;
when soon entered a Jolly Jack Tar.
Hello sailor, she said,
will you take me and wed?
He shot off, in his getaway car!