Short Kent Poems

Four students were killed
On May fourth nineteen seventy
Antiwar protest...

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Left with only his cup the monkey now panhandles on the corner of Beacon and Kent....

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once an old girl from old kent

dreaming ten years in a tent

awoke to find

out of her mind

shes ten years behind in rent.
...

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I drove my car to the market
But there was no space to park it
I saw an hearse
Go in reverse
But squelched the urge to Clark Kent it...

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OK there was a lawyer from Kent
Who was known for been bent
He’d take a bride
And would not hide
The money made him feel gay as he spent....

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The wife was just lying their stark
As a young lad puffed on a Lark
Without his pants
It took one glance
To see that her Kent was no Clark!...

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lokt dikshuneri
kipin eet, kees laustt
diss iys hardd

lokt mynd
kent tingk
wer diyd mye 
spelink en mynd gaw?

awt da weendoe

nid napp baad...

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He got a dexter bull for hire at Kent,
And served him with a letter of intent;
That he stopped on a dime,
And asked for overtime,
He made a bad bull of the assignment....

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There was a young fellow from Kent
Who owed several months of back rent
The landlord yelled "Buster,
The cash you must muster!"
Or you'll find yourself asleep in a tent...

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hippie movement
wasn't government
authorities were shoved
replaced by being loved
Vietnam Kent State
started all the hate
those days are long gone
my long hair days done...

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by Wayne Wysocki

There once was a banker from Kent
Whose life was fanatically bent
    On saving each quid
    Like no other did
And moaning with each pound he spent...

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This time for sure, Jimmy Olson, intent
To find out the secret of one Clark Kent --
   He'd locked the phone booth
   What a super-sleuth! --
Too bad: Top was wide open as a tent...

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K-ind
E-xpression's
N-atal
T-heme

E-mploys
S-tatement
T-o
E-ndorse
B-irthday's
A-nnual
N-ote

Topic: Birthday of Kent Esteban (February 14) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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there was a daring young rake named Kent
who spent much time with a married woman from Trent
till it was said
they were caught in her bed
and the husband in his head put a dent
...

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K-eep
E-ncouraging
N-ew
T-hinkers

E-agerly
S-haring
T-he
E-xceptional
B-rilliance
A-nd
N-obility

Topic: Birthday of Kent Esteban (February 10) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Sometimes i touch
with shadow softness
c/u/t/ with diamond lazier
could Kent beat super
wander the wonder as woman wanders her wonders
Mystiquely storming
Val and Kerri flying beside...

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I knew a man from Kent, so did I
Hiding a bomb in his pants he did try
One day while in Dover
He tripped and fell over
And was last seen kissing his own ass goodbye...

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Out On A Date

Clark Kent went out on an extended date
found out he initially couldn't wait
Lois left in a big huff
because he was to ruff
Son of Superman was eatin his bait.


04/13/2016...

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there was a daring young rake named Kent
who spent much time with a married woman from Trent
till it was said
they were caught in her bed
and the husband in his head put a dent
...

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Metropolis didn't have any more phone booths which wasn't fair,
Clark Kent now having to change out in the open air, 
one day while he was changing,
elderly ladies started fainting,
thinking he was some stripper from Chippendales....

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There once was a poor man from Kent
So many "ladies" used his coin when He spent
Though not in the way of a true mans intent
more like the speed of the seed that He sent
So quickly He came to a concluding dismay
it was barely a coital event...

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My love to be once said to me

And she but a maiden from Kent

Nor will I wed or will I bed

So I packed my bags and I went

As twilight neared I ever feared

That my seed would never be sown

Long in my bed and still unwed

So now I'm a man on my own...

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Listen to poem:

Soldiers were marching
down the Old Kent Road,
and Prince William
was saying me instead of I.

Was there a good choice of news
when they gave us William?

"Me and Catherine were there,
were there in the Old Kent Road",
but we did not believe him.
We saw soldiers.



8/27/2016...

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Tunbridge Wells a town in Kent
Traffics woe on residends '
Takes away is the only logic
Council offices in payment frolic
Causing motorists to vent '

Vacant shops abd stagnant flow
Traffic bottlenecked no go '
Monson to mt pleaasnt back
Green as cabbage, sense a lack
Sad to note that, such is so.'...

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My clock ran away taking the time
There was no warning, just up and went.
I’d give a nickel, maybe a dime.
To keep track of the weeks I’ve spent

Feeling curiously bamboozled and stymied
By that traitorous clock sorely bent
If you see her, her face is yellow limed.
Tell her good-bye, I have moved to Kent....

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