Lady from Kent

A lubricious lady from Kent
one night to a nightclub she went;
there, she spied a young guy
thought she'd give it a try;
turned out, given that up for Lent!

So she lingered around at the bar;
when soon entered a Jolly Jack Tar.
Hello sailor, she said,
will you take me and wed?
He shot off, in his getaway car!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Horne Avatar
June 5, 2024 at 6:48 AM
LOL, yep, I can imagine how he raced off!!! Good one
Kauffman Avatar
May 29, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Love your humor, Terry! Congratulations on your win! Your limericks always make me smile with appreciation for your delightful sense of humor! Blessings my friend!
Miller Avatar
May 31, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Thank you Sam, blessings back to you my friend.
Canerdy Avatar
May 27, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Excellent job, Terry. CONGRATS on your win. Janice
Miller Avatar
May 31, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Thank you Janice
Dietrich Avatar
May 26, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Great ending line. That's what a good limerick needs. Congrats, Terry
Miller Avatar
May 27, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Thank you Andrea
Woods Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Ommmm shame shame! ;) congratulations on ur win!!
Miller Avatar
May 27, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Thank you so much
Kitchin Avatar
May 25, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Terry, congratulations on your first place win with your funny limerick set!
Miller Avatar
May 27, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Thank you Tania, I do so enjoy your limerick contests.
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