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I Knew A Man

I knew a man from Kent, so did I Hiding a bomb in his pants he did try One day while in Dover He tripped and fell over And was last seen kissing his own *** goodbye

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 7/22/2013 6:18:00 AM
Congratulations on your win! Cheers, Roy
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Date: 7/21/2013 4:42:00 PM
Serves him right!...Hilarious limerick Gary and well deserving of honors in Heather's contest...Many congratulations - Tim
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Date: 7/21/2013 4:30:00 PM
Congrats on your fine winning entry
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Date: 7/21/2013 4:03:00 PM
Hilarious! Im going to e chuckling about this one for awhile. congrats. BG
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Date: 7/21/2013 2:55:00 AM
hilarious Gary congrats on win Shadow x smiles (7)
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Date: 7/21/2013 1:26:00 AM
awesome conclusion line for your limerick. Congrats on your win.
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Date: 7/20/2013 9:20:00 PM
You've created some hilarious visuals...laughed out loud Congratulations on your win :)
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Date: 7/20/2013 9:20:00 PM
You've created some hilarious visuals...laughed out loud Congratulations on your win :)
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Date: 7/20/2013 8:19:00 PM
Gary, A good winning poem. Congratulations! with the smiles. LUV ~SKAT~
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Date: 7/20/2013 7:15:00 PM
Hilarious, Gary! A truly funny limerick. Thanks so much for your entry, and congrats on your win in my contest!
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Date: 7/2/2013 8:45:00 PM
LOL!! Great!!
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Date: 7/2/2013 2:19:00 PM
ROFL, This is one of the funniest I have read in some time. Great limerick.... I have heard one about a young fellow from Kent........ But it is almost too ribald for Chaucer.... Soooooooo, We won't go there......Jake
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