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I Knew a Man

I knew a man from Kent, so did I Hiding a bomb in his pants he did try One day while in Dover He tripped and fell over And was last seen kissing his own ass goodbye

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Roy Jerden

Date: 7/22/2013 6:18:00 AM

Congratulations on your win! Cheers, Roy

Tim Ryerson

Date: 7/21/2013 4:42:00 PM

Serves him right!...Hilarious limerick Gary and well deserving of honors in Heather's contest...Many congratulations - Tim

Russell Smith

Date: 7/21/2013 4:30:00 PM

Congrats on your fine winning entry

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 7/21/2013 4:03:00 PM

Hilarious! Im going to e chuckling about this one for awhile. congrats. BG

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 7/21/2013 2:55:00 AM

hilarious Gary congrats on win Shadow x smiles (7)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/21/2013 1:26:00 AM

awesome conclusion line for your limerick. Congrats on your win.

Karen Anglesey

Date: 7/20/2013 9:20:00 PM

You've created some hilarious visuals...laughed out loud Congratulations on your win :)

Karen Anglesey

Date: 7/20/2013 9:20:00 PM

You've created some hilarious visuals...laughed out loud Congratulations on your win :)

Skat A

Date: 7/20/2013 8:19:00 PM

Gary, A good winning poem. Congratulations! with the smiles. LUV ~SKAT~

Heather Ober

Date: 7/20/2013 7:15:00 PM

Hilarious, Gary! A truly funny limerick. Thanks so much for your entry, and congrats on your win in my contest!

April Gabriella

Date: 7/2/2013 8:45:00 PM

LOL!! Great!!

John Posey

Date: 7/2/2013 2:19:00 PM

ROFL, This is one of the funniest I have read in some time. Great limerick.... I have heard one about a young fellow from Kent........ But it is almost too ribald for Chaucer.... Soooooooo, We won't go there......Jake