I Knew a Man

I knew a man from Kent, so did I Hiding a bomb in his pants he did try One day while in Dover He tripped and fell over And was last seen kissing his own ass goodbye
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Jerden Avatar
July 22, 2013 at 6:18 AM
Congratulations on your win! Cheers, Roy
Ryerson Avatar
July 21, 2013 at 4:42 PM
Serves him right!...Hilarious limerick Gary and well deserving of honors in Heather's contest...Many congratulations - Tim
Smith Avatar
July 21, 2013 at 4:30 PM
Congrats on your fine winning entry
Gorelick Avatar
July 21, 2013 at 4:03 PM
Hilarious! Im going to e chuckling about this one for awhile. congrats. BG
Hamilton Avatar
July 21, 2013 at 2:55 AM
hilarious Gary congrats on win Shadow x smiles (7)
Dietrich Avatar
July 21, 2013 at 1:26 AM
awesome conclusion line for your limerick. Congrats on your win.
Anglesey Avatar
July 20, 2013 at 9:20 PM
You've created some hilarious visuals...laughed out loud Congratulations on your win :)
Anglesey Avatar
July 20, 2013 at 9:20 PM
You've created some hilarious visuals...laughed out loud Congratulations on your win :)
A  Avatar
July 20, 2013 at 8:19 PM
Gary, A good winning poem. Congratulations! with the smiles. LUV ~SKAT~
Ober Avatar
July 20, 2013 at 7:15 PM
Hilarious, Gary! A truly funny limerick. Thanks so much for your entry, and congrats on your win in my contest!
Gabriella Avatar
July 2, 2013 at 8:45 PM
LOL!! Great!!
Posey Avatar
July 2, 2013 at 2:19 PM
ROFL, This is one of the funniest I have read in some time. Great limerick.... I have heard one about a young fellow from Kent........ But it is almost too ribald for Chaucer.... Soooooooo, We won't go there......Jake
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