Short Jokes Poems
Short Jokes Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Jokes by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Jokes by length and keyword.
He says no more pregnancy jokes
Dah I know he is broke
Like, let that joke soak in
Like, choke that joke
And not start any smoke
With complete freedom
to wear anything one wants
in public:
hamster ball.
Very dapper
sauntering the boulevard
in one's hamster ball.
He stood owning the stage.
He doled out his jokes too funny.
We roared a good laugh.
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2026
Why am I here? Not existentially
but literally why am I here in the
crawlspace. "Why are any of us
here?" Woh! Who are you
people?
A joke or two
sets the mood
Is something wrong
with the food
Make light of it
if you must
Remember that
in Mom I trust
Jokes
Giggles
Lots of laughs
What did the dog say
To the cat with no tail
Nothing at all- dogs can't talk
"Although, it can rain cats and dogs"
i'd like to give your head a spin
with jokes about my funny kin
i'd offer you a glass of gin
but you'd need to give my poem a win
AP: Honorable Mention 2023
Trump Tells Many Jokes
Not only does Trump tell many jokes,
He still tries to fool us friendly folks;
Hard to bare;
Does not care;
Convince others things are all a hoax.
James Horn
Hoax Folks and Just Jokes
Have heard that Trump is truly a hoax,
And sure knows how to fool the folks;
Saw short paws;
A lost cause;
All that he tells are always big jokes.
Jim Horn
so I love my book
its read is so silly funny
with special humor
also had strange attitude
reads of a tale makes me smile
8/16/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020 ©
Wild beans
You make my farts sing
You make everything poopy,
Wild beans.
Wild beans, I think I'll bake you
Cuz I wanna eat for sure
So come and preheat the oven
I'm lovin' Wild beans...
If I could end the war
I’d have a quiet place to lay
It’s been done before
But only by Arkay
If just my voice could echo
Then the world would hear me say
“Hey– Hey you
You’re finally awake”
TIME issues:
1. Whenever I am short on time, I eat my watch, and always have seconds to spare.
2. Why do I still buy old clocks and collectible watches in a cellphone age? I love keeping time.
Form:
Sharky suave loan shark got ahold of my great aunt Jean Sue
Loaned her twenty thousand at the rate of eighty-two
Eighty-two percent is way too high I said.
Joke’s on him, she told me. I will soon be dead.
It's April the 1st today
A day of jokes, laughter and pranks on each other.
It's April the 1st today
A day to act like fools
It's April the 1st today
A to pretend to be clowns
Happy April Fools Day to you!!!
No more poems about poops and bums
Worn them right out, on to jokes and puns
Know what MNDI stands fer
Stands for your MIND out of order
Got bunches of silly groaners to post by the ton
© Jack Ellison 2015
better ways to heal
therapeutic poetry~
a dance of feelings
spoken verse trending
curbs obsessive impulses~
when we meditate
breathe in and speak out
demolish your obsessions~
share and overcome
Mighty behind desk and beak,
teaching chemistry earrings.
Glass rims speak of test--
new eyes flame begins.
Some books peek with hearings,
some hide their giggle as best,
while others lean out to confess
the test they'd like to take.
I
I must have TEA
Must have been in a state
Mississippi
Must have sipped stale TEA
WENT TO HorsePetal
Flowery Hospital
Recovered Nicely
Re-covered
Doctored prescribed wisely
II
Missus Have TEA
Tennis T anyone
Yes Tennessee -
If Miss Sippy
Wore her New Jersey
What did Dellswear?
Go to ALASKA
More can’t piddle with their piddler
Nor can fiddle with their fiddler
Age removes more than a little
Rage just leads to the hospital
Life gives us many fits and starts
Strife’s left once we lose bits and parts
If there’s less poke in your poker
Riff out some jokes from your joker
For the 8x8x8x8 contest
one: they say philosophies are like a-holes. Everyone has one. I say a-holes are like philosophies. No one wants to hear it. Two:What are jewish moms famous for saying to their sons. Why are you doing this to me? Now . What are us Jewish sons famous for saying to our moms? Why are you doing this to me? I say to the rest of women,"Why aren't you doing this to me?
Form:
Riddles
Riddle me this Batman:
what is the middle of a fat man?
Is there anything clean
about a garbage can?
If two can dance
can Toucan Sam?
Is beige the same as ecru or tan?
Why
-does it come between ex and zee?
Is the alphabet
a good bet,
or is beta better?
Are you meant to sweat
when you wear a sweater?
Or for that matter
pant in pants?
Or ambulate in
an ambulance?
He cracked a nice joke
But she did not laugh!
What next: her ribs poke?
No! That should be Chaff!
Or her cream hair stroke?
She’ll strike him a staff!
New wish is a yoke:
Dreaming of A Cloak
And – Yes – Strokes are wrong?
Their affair not long…
Knows he Ann wants Cloak
But it’s not Canned Coke
So, might he try jokes
He’d kept for rich blokes
And back go to coach
For more skills to soak?
Picking up the pieces
Hearing your messages
Laughing at your jokes
Falling down again
As the road increases
Guides me through the passages
Of the fears and hopes
That we shared then
Driving out of Jansel Square
Heading towards Marroway
Passing by the Garden market
Taking photographs
And the trees were bare
I didn’t know what to say
Rising from your Wilton carpet
Pippa barked at us…
Tell me I'm not funny?
Neither are you honey
I was telling a joke
Wasn't trying to poke
It's nothing personal
If I did that's a sign
Maybe you've been blind.
Issues issues issues
Yeah you have them
Go beat a bag or something
See a shrink or whatever
You've got 20 years on me
You've got way more to bleed
When I smile you're way
Try to bring the sun out that day
Even if it's fake. I don't care
If you stomp on my fun beware