2 Little Jokes

one: they say philosophies are like a-holes. Everyone has one. I say a-holes are like philosophies. No one wants to hear it. Two:What are jewish moms famous for saying to their sons.   Why are you doing this to me? Now . What are us Jewish sons famous for saying to our moms?     Why are you doing this to me?  I say to the rest of women,"Why aren't you doing this to me?
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Millan-Acosta Avatar
September 1, 2022 at 8:23 AM
Funny! I enjoy both jokes.
Anish Avatar
December 15, 2015 at 4:09 PM
Maybe you meant philosophers? The last line is good. B'Shalom Matthew Anish
Anish Avatar
December 15, 2015 at 4:09 PM
Maybe you meant philosophers? The last line is good. B'Shalom Matthew Anish
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