Short Joes Poems

young and old we eat 
smokin joes bbq 
nice quiet luncheon...

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Joe DiMaggio
was never a Joe Namath
both had New York’s pride...

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ain't no Hogan's Heroes
nor any G.I. Joes
in  reality
war is a pity...

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Joes Deems Taylor
wrote music by the score
With a record at the 'Met'
his career was well set...

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He must

Cursing us with all you holy Joes 
Telling us begging a knees to goes

Not him He just don’t say
You you tell us the way...

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Marilyn was our 60s toy,
tugged at our heartstrings ,
love employed,
desire the bad girl brings,
Joes wife was many things,
a fantasy says Frued......

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Lisa was tired of getting no calls
from Joes, Ethans, Toms, Randalls, and Pauls.
She took a bad chance
with a guy named Lance
who turned out to be lacking his balls....

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I think I love you
I truly do
I think I love you,
More than you know
I think that I love you
More than sloppy joes
But I think that I love you
From your head to your toes,
I know you love me back
But my love reigns true
I think I'm in love with you.
Actually I don't think I know...

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Deception is at a all time high.  

Its hard to tell whos' telling the truth and whos' telling a lie.

When you confront a liar, the first question should begin with why.

In a city of average joes, its hard to tell whos who.

I observe to see who will come out of the blue to sue and who will stick around 

like glue....

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The girl cousins were in charge of the boys
the boys wanted to stand up but were scared
Girls ordered them about as if they were toys

The GI Joes went to grandpa, their grievances heard
He understood they were in quite a whirl
Henpecked grandpa did as much as he could

Diabolic plan readily unfurls
from the female cousins who taught the males
at an early age to stay away from bossy girls...

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The word graffiti conjures up
Negative destructive images
But graffiti can be quite imaginative
Quite artistic in nature
Created in a lot of cases
By talented joes with images in mind
Only they can envision
They have their own patterns to follow
Original from beginning to completion
For those that can appreciate
The originality and basic creativity
Can't be matched except in the minds
OF THE ARTISTS...

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My guest said “I’ll throw this into the freezer for you”.
“No you won’t,” I replied.
“Why not?”
“Open the freezer.”
She did so and laughed.
“That’s Joe’s territory. Let him take care of it.
Yesterday I could not find my ice cream bars.
I told Joe we were out.
He began rummaging through the freezer
And brought out five boxes of them.
Whereas I could not find one box.”
“Honestly?” My friend asked.
“Who would lie about that?”...

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