Short Jeffery Poems

Bill and Ben the flower pot men 
The Clangers and a soup dragon
Bungle and Jeffery and a Rainbow in the sky
Crackerjack, Banana splits go wild 
Dick Dastardly and Muttley
Mr Magoo is that you 
The Flintstones yabba dabba do
just some of my childhood tv friends...

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WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND EASY

When I was young and easy
Lying naked with her on a summer’s day
Hidden among swaying corn
Whispering our promises of love.

There were no thoughts but of my lover
With heart rejoicing hearing her voice
Making the soul tremble, giving life reason
Every kiss a giddy taste of wine.

                    Colin Ian Jeffery...

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I was walking in the streets in the country
Flagging down for any car 
I was out of breath because I walked too far 
A woman in a jeep stopped for me 
I told her I want to call ol Jeffery
I am without my phone and car keys
I was glad when ol Jeffery answered me 
I felt like I was losing my hair
however, he was there
I walked home worry free
Knowing he will be back for me...

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Tim sometimes shoots from his living room, 
And into his conservatory right onto the target, 
When he’s not training at Stoke Mandeville, 
Where he improves thrice a week as a go get. 

With his left arm amputated, his right one does, 
Most people told him he would not be able to, 
But he’s visited the Euros and done the Worlds, 
‘And ‘Cos he won the World Cup, he made Rio....

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There’s a 7-11 on Mars,
with parking for plenty of cars.
There’s never a wait in line
and you never get carded for wine.

There’s a huge monument on Venus,
it's shaped like a giant peniz.
That’s a salute to Jeffery Bezos,
is it accurate and life-like - who knows?

A universe for the rich,
who found a technological niche,
with their business soaring,
to the stars they are roaring,
but for the rest of us, life is a bit-ch....

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Jeffery, Jeffery, Jeffery
Well I must admit it's been fun
I admire your "know it all" attitude
Yet, as for humor, you have none

But I guess in the long run
You've made high school worth while
Never give up on something you believe in
Don't be afraid to go that extra mile

I'll never forget the memories
Though some were great, others weren't so good
Yet, I hope life treats you well
And you accomplish everything that you should...

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