Short Jacked Poems
Short Jacked Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Jacked by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Jacked by length and keyword.
A spider’s blood is clear and pure.
Transparent and there is no cure.
Odd that would research this weird fact.
Maybe my mind is crazily distorted and jacked.
Categories:
jacked, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
Max Mason operated a jackhammer
in a reckless and dangerous manner.
He made threats with the machine
until a sheriff came on the scene:
Max and hammer are in a slammer.
Categories:
jacked, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Caught in the act
his will cracked when
he jacked the bus.
Making a fuss
with a cuss he
blamed us and lied.
With loss of pride
tears he cried, still
they fried his hide.
02/16/16
Categories:
jacked, conflict,
Form:
Than-Bauk
Far away from your ancient moor,
I feel your thoughts call for my soul
and transport me to Eden's door!
Can musings like yours divinely toll,
beguiling me onto your shore
like the gods who read from a scroll?...
Categories:
jacked, god, longing, love, metaphor, paradise, passion, simile,
Form:
Rhyme
America has been hi-jacked
By the mainstream media
Reality now distorted,
—and the truth scorned
Soundbites of political daggers
Impale a Constitution so wounded
Where patriots are held hostage,
—as Lady Liberty mourns
(Villanova Pennsylvania: November, 2015)
Categories:
jacked, patriotic,
Form:
Rhyme
hi-jack my haiku?
Hah! You jacked the wrong ku
You stole a senryu
I hide my haikus
safe and sound beneath silly
senryus such as this
Hark and heed this Hank!
Stealing somebody’s senryu
is scandalous but
heisting a haiku?
holding a haiku hostage?
That's horrible Hank
Categories:
jacked, funny, writing,
Form:
Senryu
Beat up old Ford,
along the freeway,
rear end jacked,
flat tire is off,
the trunk is open
and the dentritus
of a life exposed.
Clothes, empty brake
fluid cans,
children's toys,
a paper back book,
loose pages dancing
in the traffic,
flat spare tire and
tools left lying
impotent in a frozen
moment.
Categories:
jacked, allegory,
Form:
Free verse
Horny
Corny
Kinky
Stinky
Stoned
Boned
Holden
Folding
His biz
Takes wizz
Hit can
Effed man...
Found hoe
No dough
Name sun
Big buns
No clothes
Touch toes
She roared
She sore
More dough
Said no
Pimp slap
Got jacked
(If you have read the Catcher in the Rye you would understand).
Categories:
jacked, abuse, appreciation,
Form:
Footle
The most wonderful time of the year
brings to some a unique kind of cheer.
When the eggnog gets “Jacked,”*
the good humor they lacked
makes them blabber to everyone near.
*Jack Daniel's is a brand of Tennessee whiskey.
December 2, 2022
Contest: A Funny Christmas or December Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Categories:
jacked, christmas,
Form:
Limerick
Lake Breaking News
Early this morning, there was a robbery
A turtle mugged a snail down by the pond
The shell the turtle jacked, was off the poor snail's back
and when he turned around, the thief was gone
He went down to the station, after much deliberation
And told the cops his story at last.
With such a keen depiction, they asked for a description
But, the snail said it happened much to fast
Categories:
jacked, funny, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Inspiring my heart to bring out the best,
Filling me with love past the test,
No misspelled words within the rhyme,
Struck a chord, and let love fly,
The beat of your heart knocked in tune,
This song prepared to make you move,
The volume jacked up, you feel it inside,
The vibration telling you your hearts still alive,
No longer will you take it for granted,
Or get lost within the fantasies bondage,
Categories:
jacked, journey, lonely, love,
Form:
Light Verse
im sorry that i hurt you
im sorry that you cried
im sorry that i'll never be
what you want to have
im sorry tha you cant forgive me
im sorry that your mad
im sorry i ruined your perfect life
im sorry that your not
im sorry i could not be an angel
im sorry that i didnt try
im sorry that im so jacked up
im sorry i got on drugs
im sorry i started to drink
but im not sorry that i did it
cause that was a blast!
Categories:
jacked, mother, sorry, sorry, drug,
Form:
Prose Poetry
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED
A favor for a neighbor...
.
Following the map , listening to a tune
Suddenly, a mishap, Car-jacked by a goon!
Took my keys and hit the breeze
Such a little punk, the jokes on you
When you open the trunk, Boo Hoo Hoo
Squirt, squirt, squirt
EWWWW , Bet that Skunk Stunk!
Categories:
jacked, analogy, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
Riding
a ship on stormy seas,
it feels like I’m flying;
Always on a trapeze
I leap and keep laughing;
I’m loud,
and spontaneous too;
More than a little proud,
after all I’ve been through;
I walked on fire then bowed;
I’m spiked
energy on the waves;
Their gravity hitchhiked
now it never behaves;
Roughly tumbled left jacked;
Coffee
after the longest night
tasting that moonlit sea;
Baby, just hold on tight,
I was made for crazy.
Categories:
jacked, adventure, emotions, feelings,
Form:
Other
Half Alpaca, it spits if I dare kiss Cathy's ruby lips.
It plants a jacked-up rhubarb stalk,
a stiff stalking walk
if I dare roan hands over
my lovers compliance.
Cathy’s cat is much loved by itself
and also by the silky paws of its owner.
I think it may be transforming into a Burmese python
or something more slinky, sneaky, and lower.
As for I, it shows its one scorning pink eye
as it struts away
tail up, exposing a cool distain
as arrogantly possessive as any ‘fork you’ flag.
Categories:
jacked, poetry,
Form:
Free verse