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Catcher In the Rye

Horny
Corny

Kinky 
Stinky

Stoned
Boned

Holden 
Folding

His biz
Takes wizz

Hit can
Effed man...

Found hoe
No dough

Name sun
Big buns

No clothes
Touch toes

She roared
She sore

More dough
Said no

Pimp slap
Got jacked

(If you have read the Catcher in the Rye you would understand).
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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June 8, 2017 at 5:02 AM
Brilliant! Keep it up.
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