Short Impregnate Poems

it is that woman
you impregnate
twelve months yearly
with cool happiness
rarely found on earth
reared from your heart
typical of you alone...

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Slap Ya Mamma all over

And soak 'em in beer

Next morning smell the mesquite

Sizzle-juce and fat

Impregnate the air 

Love smok'n

Mmmmmmmm!...

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My unfortunate uncle named Rick
Was endowed with a very small wick
But he was still quite able
To impregnate aunt Mable
Who gave birth to a son they called Dick

2nd April  2017 ...

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Its not much fun for the lowly sheep
They only eat and crap and sleep
But when the shepherd brings the ram
Its bish bash bosh “Why thank you ma am”
Then lets the old tup through the gate
His flock of ewes to impregnate...

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Pain departed a sacred portion of human flash.
A devout detortion and flamboyant living dash.
Flagrant flaunt impregnate impish liege slash.
Slanderous sleave and pitiable pithecanthrope,
Pishogue sagacious mistranslated pish a girl rash....

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Each man has enough sperm to impregnate every woman on earth
Whoaaa! Just learned that today, holy crap what are us guys worth
Really doesn't matter much
If asked to help in a clutch
Normally I'd “jump on” the chance but it could be a curse...

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clouds pass grandly as they come 
she holds them tender but firm,
cotton candy syllables
fuse to words, worth weight in gold  -
saturate and impregnate -
then wrung out with the purpose
of stirred ink legends foretold


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21/07/25...

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A sudden downfall 
Of rain in life
Sways me to swirl & befall
With each drop I came up to live.


The pit patting melody 
Of rain, chatter in zing
The nature expose her attire muddy 
Cricket chant the chords calming.


The sound accompanied by
Jumping off in the rain 
Escort contentment and joy
Impregnate the sight in vein....

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I'll make the Western world cringe
Cause they can't detect, define
Or impregnate
What can't be seen
Is driving metal minds crazy

It's ok, all is not what it seems
Time shreds all doubt
Where moving heart to heart
Hand to mouth

All up in the air
Phosphorous wear and tear
You mount as prosperity shingles
Where we go from here?
I'll let molten minds mingle...

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After winter’s cold dark days

Nature wakes up in different ways,

Colours start to return for all to see

It’s now warm enough to impregnate seeds,

For the annuals to begin their growth

Tubers and roots start to enact their life,

Under the heat of the sun’s invigorating light

Slowly but surely spring then summer comes into sight,

Fostering dreams and hopes so that our future is bright....

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to live very well
in this life, one must
  start the day
in a different way:
pray fervent prayer
and recite a beautiful
poetry... experience
good bits of words
sweets...with joy...

drink tender juice
buds of tenderness, sip
in good pure glasses
doses of affection...
impregnate oneself with hot
hugs and smear
of delicious kisses...

invigorate oneself with
tender looks and...
feed on love.

so every day,
exactly do as
I do...!...

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This generation assembled 
in this beautiful morning
on a beautiful planet earth
are holding matrimonial duty
To impregnate this pretty earth
and nine months after gestation
bleed with pains of child birth
and smile with tiredness of labor
But far-fetched is our role today
Matrimonial duties we shun
The earth, our spouse bleeds
with pains, not of child birth
but pains and tears of death
Every pregnancy is greeted
with abortion and still birth...

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                     I yes am
                     That man

                   the one y'all 
          warned your daughters
                       about

                       “He’ll
                Wine and dine
                         ya
                    Marry ya
               Impregnate ya
                      Then
                     Leave…
               the toilet seat
                       up”

                        ‘)


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