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ooh i warned y'all

.

                     I yes am
                     That man

                   the one y'all 
          warned your daughters
                       about

                       “He’ll
                Wine and dine
                         ya
                    Marry ya
               Impregnate ya
                      Then
                     Leave…
               the toilet seat
                       up”

                        ‘)

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Jan Allison

Date: 8/27/2024 4:59:00 PM

ha haha that ending is so hilarious - really appeals to this poopy poet who loves toilet humour lol:-) hugs jan xx

James Peranteau
Date: 8/27/2024 6:19:00 PM

ty you poet you...ya know, I grew up with 6sisters and uv certain the other woman, mother...the law wuz clear, "no standing piss'n"! Listen girl, I can't tell ya how hard it wuz for me in the morning....much luv ,)

Benjamin Bartley

Date: 8/27/2024 4:59:00 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That was a good belly laugh. Awesome! Hope you are having a wonderful summer. OOOs and XXXs.

James Peranteau
Date: 8/27/2024 6:36:00 PM

ty ;)