James Peranteau Poet Light Verse

ooh i warned y'all

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                       i yes am
                      that man

                    the one y'all 
          warned your daughters
                         'bout

                        “He’ll
                  Wine and dine
                           ya
                      Marry ya
                 Impregnate ya
                        Then
                       Leave…
                 the toilet seat
                          up”

                           ‘)

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Jan Allison August 27, 2024 at 4:59 PM ha haha that ending is so hilarious - really appeals to this poopy poet who loves toilet humour lol:-) hugs jan xx James Peranteau August 27, 2024 at 6:19 PM ty you poet you...ya know, I grew up with 6sisters and uv certain the other woman, mother...the law wuz clear, "no standing piss'n"! Listen girl, I can't tell ya how hard it wuz for me in the morning....much luv ,)

Benjamin Bartley August 27, 2024 at 4:59 PM Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That was a good belly laugh. Awesome! Hope you are having a wonderful summer. OOOs and XXXs. James Peranteau August 27, 2024 at 6:36 PM ty ;)