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Poor Wee Man

My unfortunate uncle named Rick
Was endowed with a very small wick
But he was still quite able
To impregnate aunt Mable
Who gave birth to a son they called Dick

2nd April  2017

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CayCay Jennings

Date: 11/13/2017 6:38:00 AM

You are horrible which is so wonderful. Oh, girl ... CayCay

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2017 7:45:00 AM

ha ha ha I take that as a compliment lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anil Deo

Date: 4/12/2017 10:12:00 PM

But Jan, is this a Limerick trick? No Rick and no Dick! I could have sworn Since I, too, had been born my family had to have had one Mr. *ick!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2017 3:04:00 AM

ha ha ha no limerick trick here lol just my wee joke lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anil Deo

Date: 4/12/2017 3:23:00 PM

So, how is your cousin doing, Jan? Every generation is supposed to improve on the previous one. With this "wee" smile, I shall get ready for midweek Bible study. I hope I can remain kosher ... LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 4/12/2017 3:25:00 PM

Pure fiction Anil I don't have an Uncle Rick or a cousin Dick lol:-) Enjoy your bible studies my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/9/2017 8:25:00 PM

SO glad a humorous one like this got onto the winner list, my friend. I LOVED it then and I love it now. Think I will fave this. It's truly one of your best limericks ever.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/10/2017 2:42:00 AM

aww thanks Andrea that is praise indeed! You know how much I love writing humour I just find the limerick form perfect for my style and I do love to try and brighten people's day with a fun poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 4/9/2017 3:38:00 PM

Congrats on your win Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 4/10/2017 2:39:00 AM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Marie Coreggia

Date: 4/5/2017 7:15:00 AM

How witty! Quick it flows without a squeak for our greatest amusement :) Amitiés

Jan Allison
Date: 4/5/2017 4:43:00 PM

I love writing the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/3/2017 8:33:00 PM

HORRIBLE name for a guy to get stuck with, Jan. Remember out president tricky dicky.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/5/2017 4:46:00 PM

We have a friend called 'dickie best' in fact I used to work for him as a waitress when we first moved here :-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/3/2017 8:31:00 PM

OH MY, VERY VERY good one, dearie. Did you see the one that ended with "JUSTIN" It wAS HILARIOUS.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/5/2017 4:47:00 PM

I will get the poems posted on my page once I get back home... its impossible for me to try with the tablet I have at the moment - Rays poem was awesome so darn funny!:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 4/3/2017 1:24:00 PM

Haha..hilarious Jan...and the reply was just as funny...

Jan Allison
Date: 4/5/2017 4:48:00 PM

The reply was superb!:-) hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 4/3/2017 2:30:00 AM

Haha! Who said that dreams do not come...true? Wonderfully hilarious dear, Jan! Hugsxx!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/5/2017 4:50:00 PM

lol thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Lynn Marie

Date: 4/2/2017 5:41:00 PM

This will for sure become one that people reply to in kind with their own li'l bits back to you... the sincerest form of flattery Jan :-) thanks for the smile! lynnxxx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/5/2017 4:54:00 PM

I do worry about my muse but I can't help writing the limerick form its in my genes as my aunt and uncle both wrote limericks and funny poems:-) hugs jan xx