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POOR WEE MAN

My unfortunate uncle named Rick Was endowed with a very small wick But he was still quite able To impregnate aunt Mable Who gave birth to a son they called Dick 2nd April 2017

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Date: 11/13/2017 6:38:00 AM
You are horrible which is so wonderful. Oh, girl ... CayCay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 11/13/2017 7:45:00 AM
ha ha ha I take that as a compliment lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/12/2017 10:12:00 PM
But Jan, is this a Limerick trick? No Rick and no Dick! I could have sworn Since I, too, had been born my family had to have had one Mr. *ick!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/13/2017 3:04:00 AM
ha ha ha no limerick trick here lol just my wee joke lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/12/2017 3:23:00 PM
So, how is your cousin doing, Jan? Every generation is supposed to improve on the previous one. With this "wee" smile, I shall get ready for midweek Bible study. I hope I can remain kosher ... LOL
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/12/2017 3:25:00 PM
Pure fiction Anil I don't have an Uncle Rick or a cousin Dick lol:-) Enjoy your bible studies my friend:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/9/2017 8:25:00 PM
SO glad a humorous one like this got onto the winner list, my friend. I LOVED it then and I love it now. Think I will fave this. It's truly one of your best limericks ever.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/10/2017 2:42:00 AM
aww thanks Andrea that is praise indeed! You know how much I love writing humour I just find the limerick form perfect for my style and I do love to try and brighten people's day with a fun poem:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/9/2017 3:38:00 PM
Congrats on your win Jan
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/10/2017 2:39:00 AM
Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/5/2017 7:15:00 AM
How witty! Quick it flows without a squeak for our greatest amusement :) Amitiés
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/5/2017 4:43:00 PM
I love writing the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/3/2017 8:33:00 PM
HORRIBLE name for a guy to get stuck with, Jan. Remember out president tricky dicky.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/5/2017 4:46:00 PM
We have a friend called 'dickie best' in fact I used to work for him as a waitress when we first moved here :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/3/2017 8:31:00 PM
OH MY, VERY VERY good one, dearie. Did you see the one that ended with "JUSTIN" It wAS HILARIOUS.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/5/2017 4:47:00 PM
I will get the poems posted on my page once I get back home... its impossible for me to try with the tablet I have at the moment - Rays poem was awesome so darn funny!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/3/2017 1:24:00 PM
Haha..hilarious Jan...and the reply was just as funny...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/5/2017 4:48:00 PM
The reply was superb!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/3/2017 2:30:00 AM
Haha! Who said that dreams do not come...true? Wonderfully hilarious dear, Jan! Hugsxx!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/5/2017 4:50:00 PM
lol thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/2/2017 5:41:00 PM
This will for sure become one that people reply to in kind with their own li'l bits back to you... the sincerest form of flattery Jan :-) thanks for the smile! lynnxxx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/5/2017 4:54:00 PM
I do worry about my muse but I can't help writing the limerick form its in my genes as my aunt and uncle both wrote limericks and funny poems:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/2/2017 1:47:00 PM
- Imagine called Dick the whole life ..... poor Dick :) - Funny :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/2/2017 5:09:00 PM
We have a friend his name is 'Dickie Best ' lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/2/2017 11:02:00 AM
ut oh...i see this heading down hill fast
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/2/2017 5:08:00 PM
LOL Tim I am sure you could write a cracking poem lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/2/2017 9:45:00 AM
Haha Jan, love your limericks. You've inspired me to write a sequel to this.
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Ray Gridley
Date: 4/3/2017 2:34:00 AM
Thanks Jan. I've already posted it but you are welcome to copy it to add to yours. Thanks!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/2/2017 12:19:00 PM
Lol:-) looks like it's turning into a collaboration ...if you want to send me your poem I will add it on under mine:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/2/2017 9:33:00 AM
Lol! Jan , This is another funny limerick. Is the beginning of a collaboration? If so I would love to join the fun:-) Alexis
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Alexis Y.
Date: 4/2/2017 12:44:00 PM
I already posted it.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/2/2017 12:16:00 PM
Let's go with it lol. Can't wait to see what you have come up With! Lol:-) hugs Jan xx